DCarlston

RankItemQuantity
#361A. W. O. L. commendation16
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#27Ax of L'rose1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1088CRIMBCO mug7
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#929CRIMBCO wine7
#533Copper Alpha of Sincerity4
#312Crimbo Credit18
#234Crimbo salad5
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator1
#3211Crimbuck1
#915Dickory Farms Gift Basket5
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#555FDKOL commendation113
#226Fudge Fiber Armor Plating3
#749Go-Wassail11
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
🥈LARP membership card1
#44Mayo de Mayo™ mayo5
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#124Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#673Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette5
#856Thwaitgold termite statuette4
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#117anniversary gift box10
#197bacon bath ball5
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#1425bath ball gift set1
#135beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#445bejeweled cufflinks9
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#4675box of sunshine9
#255bread line4
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#300candied bolts5
#287candied nuts5
#196chocolate bath ball5
#488chocolate cigar2
#27coal paperweight1
#31coarse hemp socks1
#101communal gobstopper6
🥉control crystal1
#313cookie cookie3
#4232easter egg balloon2
#32elf ploughshare1
#20elven tambourine1
#798empty agua de vida bottle79
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#174faded green protest sign1
#145faded red protest sign1
#435fancy opera glasses9
#686festive sausage2
#1351filthy lucre11
#62fudge pocket square1
#949garish pinky ring1
#621giant designer sunglasses5
#172gingerbread robot5
#2055handful of confetti16
#3382heart necklace1
#1210heart of the volcano3
#233hemp candy necklace4
#627hideous egg1
#626holiday cheese log2
#196incense bath ball5
#63insane tophat1
#125java cookie5
#23little red book1
#618motivational poster6
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#25nasty-smelling moss1
#41nuclear stockpile1
#339nugget of Crimbonium3
#300nut-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#418obnoxious riddle1
#218overloaded micro-reactor1
#471peppermint tailings1
#398perl necklace1
#788petit 4.11
#429petit fortran2
#438powdered candy sushi set4
#1294pulsing flesh2
#29red armband1
#28reindeer hammer1
#25reindeer sickle1
#45reusable shopping bag1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#1652rigid carapace1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#52ruby on canes6
#51silent beret1
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#812slow jam collection4
#270space jam1
#225sparking robo-battery2
🥈speed limit shield1
#2473stuffed Baron von Ratsworth6
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#1960stuffed Meat13
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#1449stuffed key22
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#2262stuffed mink8
#1974stuffed monocle13
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#5797stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#2010stuffed teddy butler12
#1850stuffed tin of caviar15
#1374stuffed treasure chest24
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#179stuffed walrus1
#91sucker hakama2
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#373sweet mochi ball9
#432sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#266toe jam1
#269traffic jam1
#2304unstable DNA1
#1544unusual disco ball1
#900wad of cotton1
#78wristwatch of the white knight1
🥇yield shield1

Wow, that's 700 items total!

what items are this player missing?