| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1826 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1542 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #4727 | badass belt | 6 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #912 | barrrnacle | 12 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1229 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #41 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 6 |
| #388 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 11 |
| #5909 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #448 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #85 | can of franks 'n' beans | 3 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1064 | canteen of wine | 14 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #357 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1368 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #1188 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #664 | elven moonshine | 14 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #1504 | elven suicide capsule | 11 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #292 | exploding hacky-sack | 3 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #479 | festive holiday hat | 9 |
| #287 | figurine of a charred seal | 11 |
| #521 | figurine of a cold seal | 9 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #192 | figurine of a slippery seal | 9 |
| #196 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 6 |
| #187 | figurine of an ancient seal | 4 |
| #106 | figurine of an armored seal | 3 |
| #1761 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #537 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #782 | gray bow tie | 7 |
| #590 | green gummi ingot | 30 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #598 | handful of sand | 10 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1561 | herringcello | 10 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #916 | iGoogly | 11 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #202 | irradiated candy cane | 17 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #2264 | killing feather | 9 |
| #1348 | knuckle sandwich | 3 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #771 | line | 13 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #495 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 3 |
| #1500 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1336 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #740 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #72 | pink plastic baby | 7 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #585 | red gummi ingot | 30 |
| #255 | red pixel | 51 |
| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1842 | sawblade fragment | 29 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #261 | shiny hood ornament | 3 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #175 | smoked potsherd | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2229 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #712 | spooky felt | 12 |
| #805 | spooky length of string | 12 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #512 | star | 50 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #432 | strawberry | 27 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #457 | sucker scaffold | 14 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2214 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #954 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #940 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #916 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #2238 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2041 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #2027 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #656 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 11 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4836 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1630 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2494 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #952 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #966 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #1272 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1756 | toast | 154 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #726 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #393 | unearthed potsherd | 4 |
| #937 | unstable DNA | 43 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2625 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #1026 | white pixel | 1 |
| #585 | yellow gummi ingot | 30 |