| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1825 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #910 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #911 | barrrnacle | 12 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1226 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #41 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 6 |
| #388 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 11 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #85 | can of franks 'n' beans | 3 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1066 | canteen of wine | 14 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #358 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1370 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #1186 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #665 | elven moonshine | 14 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #1505 | elven suicide capsule | 11 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #292 | exploding hacky-sack | 3 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #480 | festive holiday hat | 9 |
| #288 | figurine of a charred seal | 11 |
| #519 | figurine of a cold seal | 9 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #193 | figurine of a slippery seal | 9 |
| #197 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 6 |
| #188 | figurine of an ancient seal | 4 |
| #105 | figurine of an armored seal | 3 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #782 | gray bow tie | 7 |
| #586 | green gummi ingot | 30 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #597 | handful of sand | 10 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1558 | herringcello | 10 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #916 | iGoogly | 11 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated candy cane | 17 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #2264 | killing feather | 9 |
| #1348 | knuckle sandwich | 3 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #770 | line | 13 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #493 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 3 |
| #1498 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #71 | pink plastic baby | 7 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #582 | red gummi ingot | 30 |
| #252 | red pixel | 51 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1842 | sawblade fragment | 29 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #261 | shiny hood ornament | 3 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #176 | smoked potsherd | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #713 | spooky felt | 12 |
| #806 | spooky length of string | 12 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #512 | star | 50 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #431 | strawberry | 27 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #454 | sucker scaffold | 14 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #939 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #915 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1364 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #656 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 11 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1754 | toast | 154 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1399 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #727 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #392 | unearthed potsherd | 4 |
| #938 | unstable DNA | 43 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #582 | yellow gummi ingot | 30 |