| #16 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 4 |
| #45 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 13 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | First Post shirt package | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 67,000 |
| #6 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 39 |
| #35 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #23 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 6 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #8 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 7 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #32 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #33 | Yeast of Boris | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| 🥉 | baby chest mimic | 10 |
| #34 | book of facts | 4 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #5 | bow staff | 10 |
| #8 | bowlegged pants | 8 |
| 🥇 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 26 |
| #37 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 3 |
| #46 | boxed august scepter | 2 |
| #29 | boxed autumn-aton | 2 |
| #681 | casino pass | 2 |
| #7 | corrupted bird DNA | 18 |
| #31 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #8 | cursed monkey glove | 9 |
| 🥇 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 27 |
| #6 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 6 |
| 🥈 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 23 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #5 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 7 |
| 🥇 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 39 |
| 🥇 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 24 |
| #19 | disassembled clover | 7,829 |
| 🥈 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 24 |
| #14 | fresh can of paint | 2 |
| #4 | goth kid t-shirt | 3,182 |
| #4 | hamlet sandwich | 5,441 |
| #9 | hippy bongo | 420 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #15 | in-the-box spring shoes | 4 |
| #34 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #4 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 9 |
| #9 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 5 |
| #35 | packaged model train set | 2 |
| 🥈 | plastic nunchaku | 987 |
| #733 | rat appendix | 2 |
| #796 | ridiculous cocktail | 10 |
| #30 | rotten tomato | 10 |
| #11 | sentient meat mass | 5 |
| #7 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 6 |
| #5 | skulldozer egg | 12 |
| #212 | smoking grass | 420 |
| 🥉 | solid shifting time weirdness | 34 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #22 | tiny goth giant | 10 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 554 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 333 |
| #5 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 443 |
| #42 | tiny plastic goth giant | 144 |
| #786 | tomato | 11 |
| #16 | viral DNA | 161 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| 🥉 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4,504 |
| #12 | zombie dinosaur egg | 16 |