| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #106 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #26 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #514 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1944 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #439 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |