| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #515 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1938 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |