Museum :: Depro Fundis

Depro Fundis

Rank	Item	Quantity
#40	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	28
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#252	Amulet of Yendor	91
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#58	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	10
#225	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#17	Boozehounds Anonymous token	71
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#13	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	65
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#81	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	7
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#128	C.H.U.M. chum	13
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#26	Chester's cutoffs	3
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#37	Coily™	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#550	Cold Hots candy	8
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#53	Corpse Island iced tea	67
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1652	Drowsy Sword	5
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#86	Eau de Guaneau	7
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#26	El Vibrato power sphere	98
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#83	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	8
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	8
#57	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	6
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#51	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	8
#60	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	6
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	7
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	10
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#264	Frosty's frosty mug	6
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#27	Frosty's nailbat	3
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#411	Goodfella contract	60
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#26	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#70	Kissin' Cousins	8
#152	Knob Goblin lunchbox	11
🥇	LWA ring	1
#101	Let Me Be!	10
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#2513	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#218	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	265
#83	Lucky Surprise Egg	108
#159	Maxing, Relaxing	6
#22	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	130
#26	Miniborg beeper	15
#23	Miniborg hiveminder	15
#29	Miniborg laser	15
#30	Miniborg stomper	15
#29	Miniborg strangler	15
#14	Mr. Accessory Jr.	3
#19	Mr. Joe's bangles	34
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#302	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#26	Oscus's flypaper pants	2
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#38	SPF 451 lip balm	50
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#599	Senior Mints	7
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
#411	Spooky Surprise Egg	27
#471	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	11
#68	Summer Nights	10
#120	Tales from the Fireside	7
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#48	The Six-Pack of Pain	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#81	Travels with Jerry	9
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#252	Typical Tavern swill	21
#45	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	17
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#572	Wint-O-Fresh mint	18
#199	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#288	abominable snowcone	58
#67	agua de vida	112
#19	ancient cursed foot locker	16
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#36	around the world	179
#118	astral mushroom	138
#84	baconstone	75
#4724	badass belt	6
#382	bag of Cheat-Os	20
#288	bag of airline peanuts	102
#34	bag of lard	31
#25	ball-in-a-cup	6
#256	banana peel	19
#819	banana-frosted king cake	2
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#104	bed of coals	7
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#821	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#89	big bundle of chamoix	3
#29	big rock	241
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#197	black candy heart	64
#61	black eyedrops	12
#385	black paisley oyster egg	13
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#430	black snowcone	7
#258	black spot	3
#39	black striped oyster egg	79
#218	black-and-blue light	277
#32	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	126
#79	blue paisley oyster egg	30
#222	blue plasma ball	275
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#157	blue polka-dot oyster egg	20
#104	blue snowcone	207
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#55	bottle of Mystic Shell	18
#21	bottle of antifreeze	30
#217	bottle of goofballs	102
#37	bottle of pirate juice	17
#65	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	6
#133	bottle of sewage schnapps	62
#179	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	6
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#142	bow staff	1
#223	bowl of fishysoisse	4
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#354	brick	108
#284	brown plastic baby	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#705	can of Binarrrca	12
#545	can of fake snow	1
#35	can of spinach	54
#37	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	157
#46	candied yams	154
#4784	candy cane	1
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#3108	candy stake	2
#37	canteen of wine	342
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#56	chamoisole	1
#590	cheap elven gloves	7
#227	cheap studded belt	252
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#247	chintzy accordion pin	2
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#186	chocolate-frosted king cake	11
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#452	clown hammer	64
#30	club necklace	101
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#311	comfy coffin	4
#44	commemorative war stein	1,873
#217	concentrated garbage juice	4
🥉	control crystal	1
#23	corncob pipe	38
#49	corpse on the beach	73
#54	corpsedriver	67
#62	corpsetini	61
#37	cotton candy cocoon	2
#51	cotton candy cone	31
#31	cotton candy cordial	1
#32	cotton candy plug	23
#47	cotton candy skoshe	11
#52	cotton candy smidgen	8
#27	cream pie	120
#113	crotchety pants	1
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#33	crystallized memory	6
#15	cup of infinite pencils	45
#34	cursed black pearl onion	75
#29	cursed bottle of black-label rum	80
#41	cursed bottle of rum	61
#36	cursed breeches	1
#31	cursed cannonball	65
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#20	cursed dirty joke scroll	74
#21	cursed eyepatch	2
#137	cursed piece of thirteen	10
#33	cursed sea biscuit	74
#30	cursed voodoo skull	71
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#51	cyclops eyedrops	21
#204	cymbal syrup	60
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#244	deadly lampshade	4
#159	decaying goldfish liver	53
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#255	defective skull	95
#850	delicious salad	27
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#1151	designer handbag	1
#25	diamond necklace	108
#39	dinged-up triangle	2
#10	disassembled clover	13,088
#47	distilled fortified wine	54
#65	divine blowout	736
#75	divine can of silly string	677
#104	divine champagne flute	194
#57	divine champagne popper	255
#59	divine cracker	246
#75	divine noisemaker	633
#441	doll house	11
#1607	dollhive	1
#30	donkey flipbook	18
#2105	duct tape	2
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#2969	easter egg balloon	5
#73	effluvious emerald	25
#354	elven limbos gingerbread	37
#630	elven moonshine	15
#233	encoder ring	85
#324	ennui-flavored potato chips	132
#43	epic wad	17
#303	explosion-flavored chewing gum	94
#332	extra-greasy slider	6
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#31	fake blood	45
#516	fake fake vomit	62
#324	fake hand	85
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#721	fancy opera glasses	3
#15	fancy seashell necklace	1,893
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
#131	filth-encrusted futon	6
#616	filthy lucre	61
#50	[2426]fire flower	23
#45	flamin' bindle	10
#9	flaming pink shirt	1
#199	flavored foot massage oil	277
#24	floaty inverse geode	6
#22	floaty sand	877
#194	foam dart	286
#19	frayed rope belt	40
#10	freezerburned ice cube	50
#234	freezin' bindle	3
#106	frigid air mattress	6
#209	frozen banquet	11
#1657	fuzzy dice	4
#949	garish pinky ring	1
#165	gator skin	55
#81	gatorskin umbrella	5
#519	giant designer sunglasses	7
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#164	giant glass of brandy	3
#12	gilded ancient cursed chest	26
#12	gilded ancient cursed key	20
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#28	gingerbread mutant bugbear	77
#109	glacial sapphire	8
#371	gloomy black mushroom	8
#9	gloomy mushroom wine	97
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#60	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	2
#429	goatskin umbrella	2
#23	golden plastic oyster egg	7
#41	golden ring	325
#74	green candy heart	534
#98	green snowcone	229
#24	green-frosted astral cupcake	98
#2196	grue egg	10
#765	guy made of bee pollen	2
#54	haiku katana	2
#103	hamethyst	63
#11	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	11
#21	handful of Laughing Willow bark	8
#3460	handful of confetti	5
#21	handmade hobby horse	7
#133	hardened slime belt	1
#149	hardened slime hat	1
#143	hardened slime pants	1
#35	heart necklace	109
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#84	hobo nickel	3,258
#27	hobo stogie	1
#62	ice sickle	1
#29	imitation crab zoea	2
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#71	infant sandworm	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#41	irradiated candy cane	69
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#362	jar of fermented pickle juice	5
#240	jar of squeeze	4
#251	jazz soap	114
#465	joybuzzer	66
#62	jug of baconstone juice	2
#51	jug of hamethyst juice	2
#38	jug of porquoise juice	6
#140	kamicorpse-ee	2
#76	killing feather	191
#46	laser-broiled pear	125
#133	lavender candy heart	264
#41	lavender plastic oyster egg	70
#82	lawn dart	6
#519	lewd playing card	4
#40	little box of fireworks	2
#141	llama lama cria	1
#95	llama lama gong	76
#71	lotion of coldness	20
#81	lotion of hotness	18
#78	lotion of sleaziness	18
#65	lotion of spookiness	28
#69	lotion of stench	20
#91	love song of disturbing obsession	149
#91	love song of icy revenge	131
#106	love song of naughty innuendo	123
#112	love song of smoldering passion	99
#100	love song of sugary cuteness	109
#106	love song of vague ambiguity	119
#75	lucky bottlecap	17
#14	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	9
#292	magical ice cube with a fly in it	98
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#333	marshmallow	72
#13	mauve paisley oyster egg	122
#57	mauve plastic oyster egg	50
#65	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	36
#18	mauve striped oyster egg	143
🥇	mayfly bait necklace	1
#278	memory of a C	2
#77	memory of a CA base pair	1
#91	memory of a CG base pair	1
#184	memory of a G	6
#246	memory of a T	3
#177	memory of an A	6
#327	memory of some delicious amino acids	1
#211	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	2
#169	mood ring	76
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#29	mother's secret recipe	7
#37	musty moccasins	1
#369	nanite-infested candy cane	41
#71	nanite-infested eggnog	53
#70	nanite-infested fruitcake	53
#77	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	48
#83	natty blue ascot	4
#2029	obsidian dagger	5
#105	off-white paisley oyster egg	19
#154	off-white plastic oyster egg	24
#53	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	37
#151	off-white striped oyster egg	17
#9	old patched suit-pants	2
#53	old school flying disc	9
#28	old soft shoes	1
#23	oozenog	70
#110	orange candy heart	543
#97	orange peel hat	5
#144	orange snowcone	201
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#15	ornate ancient cursed chest	21
#16	ornate ancient cursed key	21
#23	pack of KWE trading card	90
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#238	palm-frond cloak	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#48	panhandle panhandling hat	23
#142	parasitic claw	2
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#612	patent leather shoes	10
#894	penguin thesaurus	6
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#168	personal massager	191
#263	personalized coffee mug	273
#255	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	101
#314	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	97
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#110	pink candy heart	441
#95	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
🥈	plexifoam chin strap	1
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#163	plexiglass pikestaff	2
#213	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#181	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#83	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	9
🥈	polymorphic fastening apparatus	1
#1612	pork elf goodies sack	1
#52	porquoise	105
#1345	pretty flower	8
#57	prismatic wad	332
#321	psycho sweater	1
#464	puce plastic oyster egg	8
#248	puce polka-dot oyster egg	14
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#29	pulsing flesh	55
#218	purple corpsel	1
#140	purple snowcone	209
#384	radium-flavored potato chips	116
#721	really dense meat stack	8
#1842	red plastic oyster egg	2
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#144	red snowcone	192
#210	red-headed corpse	1
#19	rigid carapace	79
#303	roasted marshmallow	114
#182	robotronic egg	134
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#550	roll of toilet paper	139
#25	rope with some soap on it	1
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#25	rubber WWBD? bracelet	111
#38	rubber WWJD? bracelet	89
#34	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	100
#43	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	81
#380	rubber emo roe	84
#52	rusty piece of rebar	10
#115	sane hatrack	1
#787	sawblade shield	2
#67	scented massage oil	28
#132	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	137
#152	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	169
#172	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	147
#155	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	148
#141	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	126
#145	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	158
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#77	set of jacks	2
#107	sewer nuggets	324
#152	sewer wad	17
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#67	shrinking powder	8
🥈	silicon-infused gluteal shield	1
#11	simple ancient cursed key	30
#58	single-serving herbal stuffing	6
#17	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	12
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#42	sleazy bindle	11
#129	slime-soaked brain	2
#201	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
#176	slimy alveolus	2
#41	slimy fermented bile bladder	616
#90	slimy sweetbreads	218
#6	small slimy cyst	57
#1165	solid gold bowling ball	10
#39	spade necklace	95
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#2568	spectre scepter	5
#103	spice melange	2
#183	spooky bindle	5
#110	spooky cosmetics bag	18
#833	spooky hockey mask	2
#140	spooky rattling cigar box	1
#57	stained mattress	12
#2244	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#57	steamy ruby	36
#215	stick-on eyebrow piercing	258
#42	stinkin' bindle	10
#1875	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	14
#44	stuffed Cheshire bitten	457
#35	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	490
#1629	stuffed Meat	20
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#53	stuffed angry cow	464
#53	stuffed astral badger	469
#58	stuffed baby gravy fairy	497
#52	stuffed cocoabo	470
#1265	stuffed doppelshifter	7
#56	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	498
#59	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	458
#48	stuffed hand turkey	469
#1508	stuffed key	20
#48	stuffed mind flayer	483
#1696	stuffed mink	18
#1719	stuffed monocle	18
#55	stuffed scary death orb	478
#123	stuffed shoulder parrot	143
#52	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	505
#55	stuffed snowy owl	466
#58	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	492
#688	stuffed spooky mushroom	12
#49	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	454
#1801	stuffed teddy butler	16
#1716	stuffed tin of caviar	18
#1161	stuffed treasure chest	34
#55	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	446
#355	stuffing	25
#439	sturdy Crimbo crate	36
#83	sugar banana	20
#71	sugar cherry	26
#78	sugar lime	19
#201	sugar sheet	20
#920	synthetic stuffing	3
#58	tasty tart	25
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#112	tawdry amethyst	12
#27	teeny-tiny magic scroll	16
#199	ten-leaf clover	133
#9	throbbing rage gland	16
#42	time helmet	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#25	time sword	2
#43	time trousers	1
#285	tin cup of mulligan stew	4
#210	tiny bottle of absinthe	108
#36	tiny costume wardrobe	2
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#23	tiny slimy cyst	139
#574	toast	1,561
#37	tofurkey gravy	170
#37	tofurkey leg	169
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#632	towel	13
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#46	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	6
#105	tube sock	5
#14	twitching claw	92
#157	unearthly onyx	7
#278	useless powder	577
#51	very large caltrop	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#22	vitachoconutriment capsule	105
#329	voodoo snuff	4
#44	wad of slimy rags	31
#92	white candy heart	572
#22	white rice	142
#352	whoopie cushion	89
#371	wind-up chattering teeth	86
#335	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	123
#211	witch hat	4
#351	worthless trinket	10
#162	wreath of laurels	4
#217	wumpus hair	8
#261	x-ray specs	88
#114	yellow candy heart	602
#68	yellow plastic oyster egg	57
#73	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	23
#372	yellow snowcone	92
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 56,492 items total!

what items are this player missing?