| #233 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 8 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #33 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #148 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 6 |
| #613 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #16 | Chorale of Companionship | 4 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #235 | Frosty's frosty mug | 7 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #61 | Let Me Be! | 13 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #536 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 6 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #887 | Schrödinger's thermos | 4 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #69 | Tales from the Fireside | 9 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #191 | bag of lard | 6 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #61 | bed of coals | 9 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #373 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 20 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #288 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #108 | bowl of fishysoisse | 8 |
| #1066 | canteen of wine | 14 |
| #334 | cheap elven gloves | 13 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #98 | comfy coffin | 9 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| #244 | corncob pipe | 6 |
| #618 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #889 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #252 | cursed black pearl onion | 6 |
| #384 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #252 | cursed bottle of rum | 6 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #244 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 5 |
| #232 | cursed voodoo skull | 5 |
| #95 | deadly lampshade | 9 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #214 | donkey flipbook | 4 |
| #949 | dusty Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #878 | elven limbos gingerbread | 12 |
| #364 | elven cellocello | 35 |
| #818 | elven moonshine | 10 |
| #417 | elven socks | 11 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #19 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #138 | extra-greasy slider | 18 |
| #370 | fake blood | 3 |
| #388 | festive holiday hat | 11 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #189 | flamin' bindle | 4 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #93 | freezin' bindle | 6 |
| #151 | frigid air mattress | 5 |
| #40 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 30 |
| #48 | frozen banquet | 29 |
| #56 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 15 |
| #62 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 15 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #633 | gray bow tie | 10 |
| #531 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #479 | herringcello | 30 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #447 | irradiated candy cane | 9 |
| #153 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 15 |
| #51 | jar of squeeze | 12 |
| #1001 | knuckle sandwich | 11 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #172 | lewd playing card | 14 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #453 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #498 | patent leather shoes | 13 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #92 | pulsing flesh | 26 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #33 | radioactive chew toy | 3 |
| #134 | rigid carapace | 23 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #600 | scented massage oil | 2 |
| #77 | sinister altar fragment | 5 |
| #70 | sleazy bindle | 8 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #52 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #123 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 4 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #86 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 9 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #353 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 49 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #37 | turtlemail hauberk | 3 |
| #131 | twitching claw | 25 |
| #798 | unstable DNA | 56 |
| #290 | voodoo snuff | 5 |
| #51 | wok lobster | 3 |