| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #537 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #327 | BURT | 79 |
| #534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #2356 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #577 | CRIMBCO scrip | 320 |
| #134 | Carpathian longsword | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1482 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #887 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #558 | FDKOL commendation | 108 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #262 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #828 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #474 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #128 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 458 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #136 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #954 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 27 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #988 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #130 | Spookyraven signet | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #413 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #628 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #667 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #809 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1150 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1157 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #576 | blue class ring | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #389 | bunny liver | 14 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #573 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #330 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #484 | donated candy | 3 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #845 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #632 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #144 | frigid derringer | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #504 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #243 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #3473 | grue egg | 4 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #133 | haunted bindle | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #215 | loadstone | 3 |
| #97 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #772 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #238 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #45 | meteorb | 1 |
| #54 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #56 | mime army superserum | 3 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #41 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1605 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #830 | old sweatpants | 67 |
| #149 | ornate picture frame | 15 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #53 | picture of you | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #30 | psychokinetic energy blob | 510 |
| #891 | red class ring | 3 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #271 | roll of toilet paper | 378 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #33 | shooting morning star | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #329 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #10 | spant backplate | 2 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #507 | spectre scepter | 64 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #180 | topiary nugglet | 2 |
| #36 | topiary skunk | 2 |
| #82 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #437 | turtle pheromones | 6 |
| #724 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #593 | useless powder | 160 |
| #1291 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #708 | white class ring | 6 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |