| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #551 | BGE shotglass | 13 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,000 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #756 | Crimbo candied pecan | 11 |
| #759 | Crimbo fudge | 11 |
| #731 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 11 |
| #40 | DNOTC Box | 6 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #1296 | Mad Train wine | 10 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #447 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 23 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #21 | The Cooler Out of Space | 100 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #9 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 2 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 6 |
| #10 | The Necbronomicon | 10 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #854 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #84 | bag of bones | 9 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #40 | bindlestocking | 33 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1070 | bottle of rum | 10 |
| #838 | bottle of tequila | 10 |
| #946 | bottle of whiskey | 10 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1390 | box of sunshine | 131 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #344 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 5 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #439 | hideous egg | 5 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #198 | mummy costume | 38 |
| #830 | paperclip | 12 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #15 | plastic cup of beer | 144 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #790 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #728 | roasted marshmallow | 24 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #11 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 503 |
| #28 | silver keg | 2 |
| #84 | silver shotgun shell | 6 |
| #176 | sleeping stocking | 15 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #157 | spooky bark | 109 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1501 | stuffed key | 20 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #4 | waterlogged crate | 42 |
| #586 | white lightning | 10 |