Museum :: Damasta

Damasta

Rank	Item	Quantity
#93	"DRINK ME" potion	500
#233	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#574	1-ball	7
#238	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	42
#664	2-ball	5
#1080	3-ball	2
#889	4-ball	3
#879	5-ball	3
#785	6-ball	4
#904	7-ball	3
#807	8-ball	18
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#373	A. W. O. L. commendation	15
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#199	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#786	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#498	BGE merchandise order form	7
#51	BRAINS shorts	29
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#230	BURT	128
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#975	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#448	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#118	Big Punk	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#1679	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#396	Boris's ring	4
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#127	CRIMBCO mug	120
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#279	CRIMBCO wine	26
#1223	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#224	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	11
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#194	Crimbo candied pecan	88
#196	Crimbo peppermint bark	85
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#89	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	59
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#82	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	65
#71	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	75
#79	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	20
#73	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	76
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#91	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	19
#93	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	55
#117	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	13
#74	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	72
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#1495	Crown of the Goblin King	14
#164	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	34
#455	Disco Banjo	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#508	Dolphin King's crown	9
#477	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	7
#187	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	17
#843	Drowsy Sword	18
#618	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#90	Effermint™ tablets	51
#373	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#42	Elmley shades	30
#101	FDKOL commendation	7,407
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#227	Gnollish flyswatter	13
#258	Gnollish pie server	7
#375	Gnollish plunger	6
#892	Green Clover of Justice	2
#14	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	363
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#226	Inner Strength	2
#164	Inner Truth	3
#48	Inner Wisdom	5
#505	Iron Beta of Industry	14
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#621	Jocko Homo's head	3
#402	Jolly Roger charrrm	8
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#551	Knob Goblin spatula	4
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#223	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#84	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#1404	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	16
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#124	Mark of the Ghost	1
#108	Mark of the Skeleton	2
#100	Mark of the Vampire	2
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#96	Mark of the Zombie	2
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#248	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	283
#107	Milk Studs	101
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#372	Mr. Joe's bangles	3
#102	ND	2
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#367	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	18
#870	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#149	PEEZ dispenser	63
#1598	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#480	Penultimate Fantasy chest	23
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#16	Psycho From The Heat	1
#39	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	4
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#176	Ram's Face Lager	269
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#208	Red Pill	2
#1201	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#125	S.A.V.E. flyer	2
#714	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#105	Schrödinger's thermos	353
#125	Science Notebook	1
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#283	Spam Witch sammich	142
#628	Summer Nights	2
#92	Sweet Sword	3
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#453	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	108
#47	The Art of Slapfighting	20
#326	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
🥉	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#85	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	8
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#1161	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	2
#230	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	13
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#1431	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#251	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#313	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#704	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	5
#1596	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	4
#1039	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#254	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	14
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#251	Typical Tavern swill	21
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#163	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	82
#382	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	6
#117	Uncle Romulus	10
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#174	WA	2
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#141	Workytime Tea	15
#320	Yakisoba's hat	5
#1147	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#440	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#343	acid-squirting flower	10
#525	acoustic guitarrr	5
#1567	adorable seal larva	1
#85	alien force field disruptor bean	9
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
#209	all-purpose cleaner	42
#101	ammonite fossil	63
#811	amulet of extreme plot significance	8
#5	anniversary gift box	11
#1061	anticheese	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#168	antique bottle opener	5
#318	antique greaves	21
#743	antique helmet	2
#205	antique painting of a landscape	4
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#209	antique record album	13
#195	antique shield	54
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#202	antique spear	54
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#172	asbestos crossbow string	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#171	asbestos stick	1
#296	awful poetry journal	489
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#1715	baconstone	3
#1251	badass belt	44
#140	bag of W&Ws	90
#326	bag of bones	5
#1592	ball	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#215	banana smoothie	3
#158	bananagate	43
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#443	bar skin	20
#808	barrrnacle	15
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#401	bat guano	23
#310	bat wing	47
#372	batgut	69
#1444	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#359	beach glass bead	9
#198	beach glass necklace	2
#77	beaten-up Chucks	7
#293	bed of coals	3
#44	beer bomb	1,127
#75	beer cartilage	9
#398	beertini	4
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#55	belemnite fossil	88
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#215	big bass drum	5
#878	bit of clingfilm	4
#210	black kettle drum	4
#317	black pepper	6
#348	black plastic oyster egg	14
#729	black polka-dot oyster egg	6
#348	black snake skin	14
#529	black striped oyster egg	10
#138	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#78	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	4
#99	blob of Alphredo™	5
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1654	blood flower	1
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#301	bone aperitif	1
#745	bone chips	8
#207	bone flute	7
#277	bone meal	1
#499	booty chest charrrm	6
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#233	bottle of bubbles	50
#1833	bottle of goofballs	12
#191	bottled day	1
#41	boulder	67
#133	box of Dweebs	84
#502	breaded beer	1
#2374	brick	2
#366	briefcase	11
#694	brine	25
#69	broken carburetor	3
#351	broken skull	52
#37	bronze handcuffs	2
#199	bubblewrap ore	11
#1067	buckyball	3
#238	bugbear bungguard	26
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#969	bunny liver	1
#670	burst hellseal brain	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#1102	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#262	can of maces	4
#867	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	10
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1025	candied yams	8
#4786	candy cane	1
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#461	candy knuckles	5
#533	cannonball charrrm	5
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#154	cardboard ore	16
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#454	carob chunk cookies	3
#1030	cast	1
#255	cat appendix	16
#202	catgut	50
#100	cement sandals	8
#31	chainsaw chain	23
#95	chakra sludge	12
#341	chaos butterfly	690
#189	charming flute	2
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#189	chintzy accordion pin	3
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#33	chloroform rag	188
#478	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#201	chopsticks	26
#337	chorizo brownies	5
#163	chrome crossbow string	1
#283	chrome staff	2
#165	chrome stick	1
#63	chrome sword hilt	4
#1565	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#354	clay peace-sign bead	8
#2495	club necklace	2
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#99	cocktail napkin	94
#555	cocoa egg	14
#681	colorful plastic ball	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#71	communal gobstopper	7
🥉	control crystal	1
#74	cookie cookie	6
#281	cool whip	14
#483	copper ha'penny charrrm	6
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#315	corncob pipe	4
#397	corpse on the beach	13
#449	corpsedriver	11
#315	corpsetini	16
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#529	corrupted data	11
#216	costume sword	3
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#469	crowbarrr	3
#139	crumbling rat skull	4
#262	crystallized memory	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#163	dance card	14
#191	delicious shimmering moth	3
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#198	demon skin	80
#158	denim axe	3
#84	dense meat sword	1
#230	dented harmonica	8
#45	depantsing bomb	187
#153	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#362	diamond-studded cane	15
#463	didgeridooka	3
#857	dill	33
#433	dirty hobo gloves	42
#144	disbelief suspenders	9
#62	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	23
#70	disco horoscope (Aries)	21
#70	disco horoscope (Cancer)	20
#44	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	31
#50	disco horoscope (Gemini)	27
#53	disco horoscope (Leo)	27
#60	disco horoscope (Libra)	23
#60	disco horoscope (Pisces)	22
#67	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	22
#59	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	23
#40	disco horoscope (Taurus)	31
#52	disco horoscope (Virgo)	25
#65	discocktail	127
#315	disease	42
#497	displaced fish	4
#597	disturbing fanfic	130
#1168	dollhive	3
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#423	drab sonata	8
#225	dried face	16
#730	drywall axe	15
#229	dusty Crimbo crate	42
#320	dwarvish magazine	3
#400	eXtreme mittens	8
#81	ear poison	69
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#99	effluvious emerald	16
#228	eggbeater	2
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#1457	elven limbos gingerbread	3
#478	elven cellocello	31
#1396	elven socks	1
#793	elven suicide capsule	23
#354	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	33
#1479	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#190	enormous belt buckle	20
#143	enormous hoop earring	10
#26	evil-ass club	1
#10	exclusive club	3
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#97	exploding hacky-sack	31
#22	extremely skinny jeans	29
#820	facsimile dictionary	10
#20	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#197	fancy bath salts	98
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#343	fancy dress ball	40
#1280	felt	6
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
#99	fetid feather	118
#677	figurine of a charred seal	3
#584	figurine of a cold seal	7
#409	figurine of a shadowy seal	2
#386	figurine of a slippery seal	4
#154	figurine of a stinking seal	15
#96	figurine of an ancient seal	10
#284	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	6
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#359	filthy pestle	5
#233	finger cymbals	2
#431	fire poi	2
#48	fishy pipe	1
#399	flaming crutch	13
#107	flaming feather	154
#74	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
#48	flask of mining oil	174
#75	flask of tainted mining oil	175
🥇	flickering pixel	8
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#90	floaty rock	1
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#136	foam noodle	10
#145	fossilized baboon skull	5
#109	fossilized bat skull	6
#189	fossilized limb	57
#142	fossilized serpent skull	6
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#299	fossilized spike	14
#157	fossilized spine	13
#164	fossilized torso	39
#180	fossilized wing	24
#139	fossilized wyrm skull	6
#270	frayed rope belt	5
#71	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	7
#90	frightful feather	139
#81	frigid fudgepuck	54
#136	frigid hankyū	4
#323	frigid mote	2
#153	frigid ninja stars	334
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#104	frozen feather	127
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#37	funhouse mirror	26
#339	furry fur	256
#460	fuzzy busby	4
#139	fuzzy earmuffs	22
#418	fuzzy montera	3
#144	ga-ga radio	31
#30	gamma nog	100
#183	gauze shorts	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#5	ghost protocol	74
#22	ghost trap	82
#215	ghuol ears	90
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1007	giant discarded plastic fork	8
#653	giant discarded torn-up glove	6
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#303	giant pinky ring	53
#134	gilded ancient cursed chest	2
#307	gingerbread house	2
#1884	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#284	glacial sapphire	2
#223	glob of green slime	3
#540	glowing red eye	16
#267	gnatwing	20
#572	gnauga hide	4
#254	gnoll lips	15
#268	gnoll teeth	16
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#152	gold lamé pants	5
#693	golden ring	40
#167	golden twig	1
#1244	googly eye	8
#232	grass clippings	1
#275	grassy cutlass	3
#330	grave robbing shovel	3
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#200	green gummi ingot	170
#237	green smoke bomb	9
#410	grouchy restless spirit	21
#1485	grue egg	17
#226	grumpy old man charrrm	15
#192	grungy bandana	5
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#93	gyroscope	35
#151	hair of the calf	1
#90	hambrosier	2
#953	hamethyst	8
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#1725	handful of confetti	21
#69	handful of crafty noodles	7
#208	handful of numbers	2
#255	handful of sawdust	21
#162	headhunter necktie	4
#1396	heart of the volcano	2
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#283	heavy D	338
#447	hellseal claw	26
#377	hemp string	25
#1015	herbal stuffing	7
#794	herringcello	23
#394	hideous egg	6
#127	high-energy mining laser	11
#258	hill of beans	100
#238	hors d'oeuvre tray	5
#66	hot daub	13
#269	hot katana blade	61
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#342	hot plate	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#212	huge spoon	10
#1305	iGoogly	4
#1074	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	23
#662	ice-cold fotie	17
#478	ice-cold six-pack	14
#142	imitation crab crate	2
#111	imp unity ring	43
#29	infant sandworm	2
#202	infernal fife	7
#349	infernal insoles	8
#182	inflatable duck	10
#150	ingot of seal-iron	1
#303	interesting-looking twig	1
#454	intriguing puzzle box	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#920	iron pasta spoon	3
#1886	irradiated candy cane	3
#129	jack flapper	7
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#453	java cookie	2
#734	jawbruiser	4
#109	jerky coins	207
#284	jungle drum	1
#1626	killing feather	29
#2060	kite	1
#1104	kneecapping stick	6
#173	knob bugle	7
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#142	kumquartz	47
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#930	lavender plastic oyster egg	4
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#124	leaf	1
#110	leaf of grass	5
#210	leaflet	6
#185	leathery bat skin	51
#186	leathery cat skin	74
#175	leathery rat skin	31
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#324	leftovers of indeterminate origin	6
#669	leotarrrd	1
#976	licorice garrote	3
#194	lihc eye	115
#249	lihc face	24
#168	line	543
#236	linoleum crossbow	3
#54	linoleum meat stack	1
#126	linoleum sword hilt	1
#274	lollipop stick	227
#295	loose teeth	196
#247	los chinos	2
#262	lowercase N	62
#285	lucky bottlecap	5
#124	lucky rabbit's foot	39
#193	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
#282	lump of diamond	10
#104	mandarina colada with a fly in it	3
#71	manly bloomers	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#178	mariachi G-string	18
#575	marionette collective	1
#325	marshmallow flambé	2
#107	massive sitar	2
#948	mauve paisley oyster egg	3
#186	mauve plastic oyster egg	17
#49	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	47
#184	mauve striped oyster egg	17
#275	meat from yesterday	7
#74	meat golem	1
#211	meat vortex	239
#210	meatsmithing guide	1
#282	metallic A	159
#227	mime army rations	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#415	mime soul fragment	6
#108	misfit dolly	1
#139	molotov cocktail cocktail	51
#329	molten brick	11
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#218	mummy mask	1
#191	mummy wrapping	130
#418	mushroom fermenting solution	18
#974	mylar scout drone	4
#181	mysterious silver lapel pin	9
#828	nanite-infested candy cane	14
#1042	nanite-infested eggnog	5
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
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🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
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#26	silent P	14
#49	silent Q	2
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#69	silent S	1
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#75	silent V	1
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#92	silent X	4
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#181	stone baseball cap	6
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#486	strawberry	20
#151	strawberyl	47
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
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#6937	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	3
#1831	stuffed alien blob	3
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#5307	stuffed mind flayer	6
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#8882	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
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#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#6224	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
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#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
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#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
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#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#2784	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2781	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
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#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3973	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#2136	tiny plastic astronomer	3
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8123	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#3950	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	4
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
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#3958	tiny plastic coffee pixie	4
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#4884	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#3327	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	5
#6153	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
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#6097	tiny plastic grue	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6146	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#2182	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#3971	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
#4836	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
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#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#3323	tiny plastic mosquito	5
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
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#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#4010	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#2846	tiny plastic stab bat	6
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#320	tires	23
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#394	tofurkey gravy	22
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#96	trilobite fossil	61
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#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
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#315	unearthed potsherd	8
#416	unearthly onyx	1
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#2301	unstable laser battery	19
#179	unused walkie-talkie	3
#698	useless powder	116
#82	vampire glitter	6
#266	vampire pearl	1
#763	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	10
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#409	viking helmet	23
#445	vinegar	91
#151	vinyl ore	1
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
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#565	wad of cotton	4
#105	wad of slimy rags	10
#562	wad of tofu	3
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
#236	wang	10
#235	warbear accoutrements chunk	15
#78	warbear badge	2
#435	warbear battery	2
#320	warbear beeping telegram	3
#141	warbear gyrocopter	7
#228	warbear helm fragment	15
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#219	warbear metalworking primer	5
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
#311	warbear procedural hilarity drone	3
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#168	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	8
#224	warbear trouser fragment	15
#105	warbear whosit	2,200
#111	water pipe bomb	801
#133	water wings	10
#686	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#222	white collar	7
#386	white lightning	24
#265	white picket fence	15
#255	white satin shield	8
#318	white snake skin	34
#474	white sword	6
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#224	wind-up meatcar	52
#266	wine-soaked bone chips	3
#376	witty rapier	5
#596	wolf mask	17
#218	wooden axe	3
#143	wooden figurine	2
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#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#206	yellow gummi ingot	162
#967	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
#415	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#259	yeti fur	897
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 35,492 items total!

what items are this player missing?