| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #101 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 4 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #389 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 14 |
| #50 | Adventurer bobblehead | 4 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #23 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 11 |
| #44 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 3 |
| #158 | Amulet of Yendor | 150 |
| #49 | Ancient Saucehelm | 23 |
| #60 | Angelhair Culottes | 12 |
| #78 | Argarggagarg's fang | 14 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #45 | BURT | 558 |
| #61 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 12 |
| #22 | Barney's rake | 14 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #134 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 64 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #22 | Belt of Howling Anger | 18 |
| 🥈 | Belt of Loathing | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #19 | Bling of the New Wave | 23 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #43 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 11 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #17 | Bonerdagon necklace | 220 |
| #36 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 11 |
| #96 | Boss Bat bling | 32 |
| #40 | Boss Bat britches | 149 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1462 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #71 | CSA fire-starting kit | 346 |
| #99 | Carpathian longsword | 6 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #39 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #25 | Chroner | 3,083 |
| #36 | Clara's bell | 22 |
| #63 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 12 |
| #21 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 18 |
| #53 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 68 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #22 | Coinspiracy | 1,425 |
| #86 | Colander of Em-er'il | 15 |
| #58 | Cold One | 10 |
| #70 | Comet Pop | 2 |
| #200 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 12 |
| #35 | Cosmic Calorie | 1,974 |
| 🥉 | Covers-Your-Head | 3 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #404 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 13 |
| #261 | Crimbo Credit | 33 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1003 | Crimbuck | 641 |
| #67 | DNOTC Box | 5 |
| #34 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 5 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #30 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 27 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #129 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #27 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Drapes-You-Regally | 5 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #42 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 8 |
| 🥈 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 48 |
| #21 | Drowsy Sword | 334 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Drunkula's cape | 4 |
| #4 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 2 |
| #8 | Drunkula's silky pants | 3 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #28 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #55 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 25 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #39 | El Vibrato restraints | 17 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #100 | Elder Turtle Shell | 14 |
| #39 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 3 |
| #6 | Ellsbury's journal | 4 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #147 | FDKOL commendation | 5,133 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #16 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 8 |
| #98 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 7 |
| #102 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 8 |
| #98 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 12 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #50 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 3 |
| #54 | Freddy Kruegerand | 298 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #126 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
| #21 | FunFunds™ | 3,164 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #132 | GOTO | 3 |
| #66 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 12 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #64 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 12 |
| #18 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 19 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #87 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 22 |
| #55 | Glenn's golden dice | 2 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #485 | Goodfella contract | 39 |
| #28 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 28 |
| #39 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 17 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #6 | Great Wolf's headband | 3 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's left paw | 3 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's right paw | 2 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #24 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 19 |
| #85 | Green Clover of Justice | 18 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| 🥈 | HOA regulation book | 2 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #55 | Heimandatz's heart | 18 |
| #22 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 18 |
| 🥈 | Helps-You-Sleep | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #100 | Instant Karma | 115 |
| #84 | Iron Beta of Industry | 114 |
| #450 | Jack-in-the-box | 13 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #24 | Jocko Homo's head | 25 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #66 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 12 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #16 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 4,069 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #34 | LOV Elephant | 2 |
| #36 | LOV Emotionizer | 1 |
| #45 | LOV Enamorang | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #40 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 23 |
| #36 | Lavalos's shell | 3 |
| #9 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 11 |
| #41 | Lederhosen of the Night | 23 |
| #18 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #86 | Liam's mail | 7 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #31 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 333 |
| #184 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 323 |
| #138 | Mace of the Tortoise | 4 |
| #92 | Mae West with a fly in it | 4 |
| #176 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 63 |
| #23 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| 🥉 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 5 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 2 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 3 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #312 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 18 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #76 | Microplushie: Bropane | 151 |
| #83 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 49 |
| #62 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 79 |
| #106 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 27 |
| #70 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 122 |
| #74 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 171 |
| #107 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 13 |
| #75 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 85 |
| #72 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 193 |
| #94 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 89 |
| #93 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 117 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #22 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 7 |
| #90 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 10 |
| #39 | Newman's Own Trousers | 17 |
| #76 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 78 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #145 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 14 |
| #59 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 13 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #21 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 7 |
| #24 | Pener's drumstick | 4 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #81 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 13 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #56 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 3 |
| #16 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 10 |
| #15 | Red Balloon of Valor | 11 |
| #325 | Red Rover BB gun | 11 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #5 | SMOOCH breastplate | 2 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #6 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 2 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #90 | Safari Jack's moustache | 12 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #63 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 20 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #6 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 12 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #25 | Shield of Icy Fate | 15 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| 🥉 | Space Trip safety headphones | 2 |
| #51 | Spacegate Research | 37 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #130 | Spookyraven signet | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #31 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 2 |
| #11 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #45 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 2 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #39 | Staff of the Greasefire | 2 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 4 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #5 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of the Soupbone | 17 |
| #32 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 2 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 9 |
| #59 | Stephen's lab coat | 3 |
| #37 | Sword of Dark Omens | 12 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Crown of Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #21 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #29 | The Legendary Beat | 2 |
| #57 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 23 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #17 | The One Mood Ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #5 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 4 |
| #137 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 21 |
| #90 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 6 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 19 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 12 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 12 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #431 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #647 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 17 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 15 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 7 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #172 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 17 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
| #257 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 19 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 12 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| 🥉 | UV monocular | 12 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #113 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 3 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #7 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 2 |
| #5 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 3 |
| #18 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 23 |
| #19 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 24 |
| #18 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 21 |
| #23 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 14 |
| #23 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 23 |
| #107 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 4 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Warms-Your-Tush | 5 |
| #14 | Wrecked Generator | 64 |
| #9 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 57 |
| #7 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 66 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #5 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 2 |
| #8 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 2 |
| #72 | Yakisoba's hat | 13 |
| #201 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 14 |
| #22 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 27 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #140 | adorable seal larva | 13 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #12 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 18 |
| #11 | anger blaster | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #99 | arrowgram | 40 |
| #50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #239 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #85 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #36 | badass belt | 400 |
| #511 | bag of airline peanuts | 58 |
| #278 | baggie of powdered sugar | 82 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #129 | ballast turtle | 3 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #17 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #70 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #62 | beer-scented teddy bear | 19 |
| #270 | bejeweled cufflinks | 16 |
| #22 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #56 | big glob of skin | 4 |
| #89 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #87 | bit of clingfilm | 36 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #176 | black candy heart | 73 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #194 | black-and-blue light | 310 |
| #52 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 6 |
| #138 | blue class ring | 30 |
| #194 | blue plasma ball | 326 |
| #184 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #15 | bounty-hunting helmet | 2 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #127 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #4504 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| 🥉 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #122 | brick | 273 |
| #26 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #8 | bugbear detector | 7 |
| #17 | bunny liver | 640 |
| #110 | burnt snowpants | 4 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #744 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #58 | can-you-dig-it? | 4 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #92 | cheap studded belt | 636 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #148 | clown hammer | 183 |
| #904 | club necklace | 8 |
| #26 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #101 | club sandwich | 3 |
| #21 | coffee pixie stick | 21 |
| #31 | comfy pillow | 29 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #35 | cop dollar | 1,420 |
| #76 | corned-beef Reuben | 55 |
| #6 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #5 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #17 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #175 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #208 | crystalline cheer | 547 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #8 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #83 | cymbal syrup | 172 |
| #29 | damp old wallet | 7 |
| #65 | das boot | 2 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #129 | defective skull | 186 |
| #175 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #8 | demon makeup kit | 9 |
| #44 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 12 |
| #160 | designer handbag | 16 |
| #15 | detective roscoe | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #341 | diamond necklace | 17 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| 🥉 | dice ring | 2 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #127 | distention pill | 1 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
| #37 | double-ice box | 2 |
| #44 | double-ice britches | 3 |
| #12 | double-ice cap | 38 |
| #12 | doubt cannon | 3 |
| #30 | dreadful box | 1 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #295 | duct tape | 136 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #226 | duct tape wallet | 2 |
| #38 | dungeon dragon chest | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #71 | easter egg balloon | 149 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #9 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #385 | empty agua de vida bottle | 527 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #92 | encoder ring | 190 |
| #977 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #45 | eternal car battery | 4 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #372 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 78 |
| #868 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #458 | fake fake vomit | 72 |
| #126 | fake hand | 196 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #151 | fancy opera glasses | 27 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #94 | fat loot token | 48 |
| #12 | fear condenser | 3 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #472 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #612 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #141 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 9 |
| #173 | figurine of a sleek seal | 14 |
| #311 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #296 | figurine of a stinking seal | 7 |
| #215 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 5 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #832 | filthy lucre | 39 |
| #64 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #261 | fistful of ashes | 11 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #166 | flavored foot massage oil | 337 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
| #29 | flyest of shirts | 3 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #163 | foam dart | 344 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #94 | friendly cheez blob | 17 |
| #125 | frigid derringer | 3 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #69 | frost-rimed seal hide | 9 |
| #30 | fustulent seal grulch | 21 |
| #65 | fuzzy busby | 42 |
| #804 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #77 | fuzzy earmuffs | 36 |
| #52 | fuzzy montera | 50 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #7 | garbage sticker | 2 |
| #169 | garish pinky ring | 25 |
| #54 | gearbox necklace | 12 |
| #41 | genie's bracers | 5 |
| #89 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #52 | genie's turbane | 3 |
| #42 | ghost of a necklace | 133 |
| #110 | giant designer sunglasses | 35 |
| #172 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #231 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #60 | gingerbread gavel | 1 |
| #9 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #35 | glass slipper | 2 |
| #13 | glob of Blank-Out | 4 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #54 | gold wedding ring | 185 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #16 | grease cannon | 3 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #393 | green clay bead | 20 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #539 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #5 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #40 | grue egg | 308 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #102 | hair of the calf | 2 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #49 | handful of confetti | 354 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #5 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #78 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
| #79 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #133 | haunted bindle | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #39 | heart of the volcano | 99 |
| #53 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #54 | hobo nickel | 4,808 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #41 | hyperinflated seal lung | 22 |
| #139 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| 🥈 | infinite BACON machine | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #40 | ingot of seal-iron | 10 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #173 | jazz soap | 156 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #110 | joybuzzer | 210 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #21 | labrador cookie | 4 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #110 | left bracket | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #151 | left parenthesis | 4 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #6 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 3 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #32 | little deuce cape | 3 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #22 | love | 4 |
| #74 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #135 | macaroni duck | 12 |
| #458 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 66 |
| #107 | magical mystery juice | 405 |
| #652 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #609 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #15 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #74 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 5 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | memory of a C | 797 |
| #77 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #57 | memory of a CG base pair | 2 |
| #84 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| 🥉 | memory of a G | 609 |
| #55 | memory of a GT base pair | 2 |
| #6 | memory of a T | 169 |
| #19 | memory of an A | 51 |
| #60 | memory of an AG base pair | 2 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #15 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 425 |
| #44 | meteorb | 1 |
| #31 | meteorite guard | 2 |
| #39 | meteortarboard | 2 |
| #68 | meteorthopedic shoes | 2 |
| #17 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #16 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #78 | mood ring | 187 |
| #10 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #120 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 13 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #6 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #23 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 1 |
| #10 | obsidian dagger | 199 |
| #79 | odd silver coin | 5 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #180 | old sweatpants | 386 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #18 | ornate picture frame | 165 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of thanksgarden seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #10 | paperclip cape | 4 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #7 | papier-mâchine gun | 2 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| 🥉 | papier-mitre | 4 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #88 | paranormal ricotta | 6 |
| #388 | peanut brittle shield | 7 |
| #162 | peppermint tailings | 155 |
| #143 | percent sign | 2 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #15 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #169 | personal massager | 189 |
| #115 | personalized coffee mug | 634 |
| #129 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 186 |
| #107 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 223 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #42 | pig-iron helm | 4 |
| #38 | pig-iron shinguards | 4 |
| #113 | pile of useless robot parts | 11 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #750 | pink clay bead | 7 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #30 | pint of sweat | 35 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #32 | pixel morning star | 2 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #64 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 3 |
| #16 | plush hamsterpus | 2 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #708 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #76 | powdered sealbone | 2 |
| #82 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #69 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 5 |
| #89 | psychic's amulet | 11 |
| #105 | psychic's circlet | 7 |
| #100 | psychic's crystal ball | 6 |
| #94 | psychic's pslacks | 9 |
| #51 | psychoanalytic jar | 20 |
| #20 | puppet strings | 35 |
| #532 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #130 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 8 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #109 | red class ring | 172 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #132 | red-and-green sweater | 22 |
| #161 | reflection of a map | 3 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #11 | regret hose | 3 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #303 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #65 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #61 | right parenthesis | 3 |
| #16 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #630 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 12 |
| #523 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 14 |
| #762 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 10 |
| #935 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #63 | rusty chain necklace | 53 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #471 | s'more | 1 |
| #87 | sack lunch | 496 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #57 | sawblade shield | 63 |
| #12 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 2 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #38 | scrap of shadow | 11 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| 🥉 | sea shawl | 2 |
| #29 | seal lube | 16 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #229 | seal-blubber candle | 12 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #30 | sealhide seal doll | 161 |
| #11 | sealhide snare | 197 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #80 | secret from the future | 2 |
| #13 | severed flipper | 11 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #271 | shard of double-ice | 3 |
| #12 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #69 | shimmering tendrils | 8 |
| #33 | shooting morning star | 2 |
| #424 | shredded hellseal hide | 8 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #82 | single atom | 77 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #81 | sizzling seal fat | 5 |
| #18 | skull capacitor | 6 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #22 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #13 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #11 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #32 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #34 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 6 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #8 | small golem | 8 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #115 | smoldering bagel punch | 2 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #557 | spade necklace | 12 |
| #42 | spaghetti breakfast | 300 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #11 | spant spear | 4 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #26 | spare chocolate parts | 1 |
| #42 | spark plug earring | 15 |
| #34 | special edition Batfellow comic | 66 |
| #39 | spectre scepter | 336 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #56 | sprinkles | 5,920 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #43 | stainless steel scarf | 33 |
| #18 | stainless steel shillelagh | 36 |
| #6 | stainless steel skullcap | 34 |
| #7 | stainless steel slacks | 48 |
| #22 | stainless steel solitaire | 29 |
| #30 | stainless steel suspenders | 41 |
| #119 | standards and practices guide | 4 |
| #95 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 620 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #99 | stray chihuahua | 22 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #288 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 134 |
| #921 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 51 |
| #84 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #748 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 61 |
| #293 | stuffed Meat | 140 |
| #2246 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #834 | stuffed astral badger | 58 |
| #989 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1423 | stuffed cocoabo | 35 |
| #798 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 61 |
| #1196 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 43 |
| #730 | stuffed hand turkey | 65 |
| #158 | stuffed key | 282 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #770 | stuffed mind flayer | 63 |
| #297 | stuffed mink | 137 |
| #287 | stuffed monocle | 143 |
| #913 | stuffed scary death orb | 54 |
| #994 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 50 |
| #648 | stuffed snowy owl | 69 |
| #643 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 72 |
| #974 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 50 |
| #414 | stuffed teddy butler | 111 |
| #325 | stuffed tin of caviar | 131 |
| #169 | stuffed treasure chest | 261 |
| #727 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 66 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #75 | sugar chapeau | 3 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #133 | sugar shield | 3 |
| #79 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #87 | sugar shirt | 2 |
| #92 | sugar shorts | 4 |
| #72 | sugar shotgun | 2 |
| #4 | super-sweet boom box | 2 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #30 | suspicious-looking fedora | 3 |
| #60 | synthetic dog hair pill | 8 |
| #22 | tainted seal's blood | 21 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #27 | tangarita with a fly in it | 13 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #25 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
| #20 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
| #86 | tie-dyed fannypack | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #554 | torn hellseal sinew | 4 |
| #7 | toy sixgun | 15 |
| #468 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #163 | untamable turtle | 11 |
| #247 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #40 | unusual disco ball | 24 |
| #144 | vampire glitter | 3 |
| #89 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 93 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #371 | wad of cotton | 8 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #122 | wand of pigification | 6 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #21 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #55 | water-polo cap | 6 |
| #44 | water-polo mitt | 3 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #112 | white class ring | 97 |
| #403 | whoopie cushion | 80 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #397 | wind-up chattering teeth | 83 |
| #115 | wine-soaked bone chips | 9 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #317 | worthless gewgaw | 16 |
| #403 | worthless knick-knack | 14 |
| #324 | worthless trinket | 11 |
| #94 | woven baling wire bracelets | 9 |
| #38 | wrench bracelet | 79 |
| #78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #176 | wumpus hair | 11 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #107 | x-ray specs | 194 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #413 | yellow snowcone | 84 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | zombie accordion | 3 |
| #6 | zombie mariachi hat | 3 |
| 🥈 | zombie mariachi pants | 4 |