| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #384 | Crimbo pie | 5 |
| #97 | Frosty's frosty mug | 19 |
| #612 | Go-Wassail | 21 |
| #137 | Hodgman's blanket | 10 |
| #97 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 15 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #875 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #657 | brine | 27 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #93 | cranberry schnapps | 5 |
| #391 | dire fudgesicle | 2 |
| #143 | epic wad | 4 |
| #135 | extra-greasy slider | 19 |
| #218 | frigid fudgepuck | 18 |
| #109 | frozen banquet | 18 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #364 | fudge lily | 13 |
| #663 | fudgecule | 658 |
| #666 | ghost cucumber | 68 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #413 | guy made of bee pollen | 6 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #130 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 18 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #649 | jerky coins | 21 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #66 | spectral pickle | 369 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #183 | superheated fudge | 24 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1006 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #43 | voodoo snuff | 34 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |