| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #934 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #384 | Crimbo pie | 5 |
| #98 | Frosty's frosty mug | 19 |
| #614 | Go-Wassail | 21 |
| #136 | Hodgman's blanket | 10 |
| #96 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 15 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #876 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #657 | brine | 27 |
| #1891 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #92 | cranberry schnapps | 5 |
| #392 | dire fudgesicle | 2 |
| #143 | epic wad | 4 |
| #135 | extra-greasy slider | 19 |
| #217 | frigid fudgepuck | 18 |
| #109 | frozen banquet | 18 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #365 | fudge lily | 13 |
| #666 | fudgecule | 658 |
| #666 | ghost cucumber | 68 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #415 | guy made of bee pollen | 6 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #131 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 18 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #650 | jerky coins | 21 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #849 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #67 | spectral pickle | 369 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #183 | superheated fudge | 24 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #1101 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1008 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #42 | voodoo snuff | 34 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |