| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #477 | Crimbuck | 2,105 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #850 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #652 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #603 | bejeweled cufflinks | 5 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #337 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1539 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #600 | fancy opera glasses | 5 |
| #728 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1459 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 24 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1470 | stuffed Meat | 25 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #752 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1735 | stuffed key | 13 |
| #746 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1749 | stuffed mink | 17 |
| #1611 | stuffed monocle | 21 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1678 | stuffed teddy butler | 19 |
| #1852 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #1549 | stuffed treasure chest | 18 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #562 | unstable DNA | 95 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |