| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1296 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1432 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #408 | around the world | 2 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #391 | blue glowstick | 4 |
| 🥉 | brick | 8,000 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #117 | duct tape | 420 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #868 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #296 | fake fake vomit | 106 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #373 | hideous egg | 7 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #145 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |