| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #391 | blue glowstick | 4 |
| 🥉 | brick | 8,000 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #117 | duct tape | 420 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #867 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #298 | fake fake vomit | 106 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #373 | hideous egg | 7 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |