| 🥈 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2,096 |
| #31 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 2 |
| #1092 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #613 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥈 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 665 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #119 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #104 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #111 | Game Grid ticket | 95 |
| #141 | Game Grid token | 15 |
| #651 | Goodfella contract | 15 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #617 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 21 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1645 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #67 | big glob of skin | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #352 | bit of clingfilm | 12 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #653 | black candy heart | 5 |
| #619 | black-and-blue light | 27 |
| #442 | blue class ring | 5 |
| #204 | blue glowstick | 8 |
| #648 | blue plasma ball | 22 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #104 | brick | 308 |
| #13 | briefcase | 3,849 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #591 | cheap studded belt | 23 |
| #1357 | clown hammer | 7 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #106 | cream pie | 14 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #21 | cursed eyepatch | 2 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1204 | defective skull | 5 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #68 | distention pill | 5 |
| #283 | duct tape | 144 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1085 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1334 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #1710 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1467 | fake hand | 4 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #925 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #41 | fat stacks of cash | 2,426 |
| #949 | filthy lucre | 31 |
| #19 | flashing novelty button | 13 |
| #617 | flavored foot massage oil | 19 |
| #155 | foam dart | 367 |
| #28 | fossilized baboon skull | 20 |
| #39 | fossilized bat skull | 17 |
| #23 | fossilized demon skull | 23 |
| #80 | fossilized limb | 144 |
| #26 | fossilized serpent skull | 26 |
| #23 | fossilized spider skull | 25 |
| #74 | fossilized spike | 63 |
| #68 | fossilized spine | 32 |
| #205 | fossilized torso | 31 |
| #57 | fossilized wing | 70 |
| #28 | fossilized wyrm skull | 29 |
| #53 | glass of warm water | 8 |
| #631 | green clay bead | 8 |
| #46 | hair of the calf | 5 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #476 | hobo nickel | 505 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #46 | jawbruiser | 37 |
| #1355 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1552 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #1379 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #141 | memory of a C | 9 |
| #48 | memory of a CA base pair | 2 |
| #57 | memory of a CG base pair | 2 |
| #43 | memory of a CT base pair | 2 |
| #281 | memory of a G | 2 |
| #37 | memory of a GT base pair | 3 |
| #138 | memory of an A | 9 |
| #40 | memory of an AG base pair | 3 |
| #51 | memory of an AT base pair | 3 |
| #75 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 20 |
| #586 | mood ring | 5 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #9 | old patched suit-pants | 2 |
| #62 | orange glowstick | 18 |
| #84 | outrageous sombrero | 3 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #470 | personal massager | 24 |
| #771 | personalized coffee mug | 17 |
| #1272 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1501 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 5 |
| #284 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #286 | pile of gold coins | 5 |
| #785 | pink clay bead | 6 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #62 | puff of smoke | 43 |
| #577 | red class ring | 12 |
| #53 | roll of toilet paper | 1,817 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #354 | sand dollar | 6 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #3793 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #622 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 17 |
| #2954 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2654 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2302 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #6292 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2889 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2399 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #4964 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #4956 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2565 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2477 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #2312 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #59 | synthetic dog hair pill | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #98 | tin star | 3 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #924 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #42 | unearthed potsherd | 87 |
| #53 | volcanic ash | 126 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #205 | wang | 11 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #921 | white class ring | 2 |
| #1664 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1557 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #252 | wumpus hair | 6 |
| #1157 | x-ray specs | 5 |
| #1400 | yellow snowcone | 10 |