| 🥈 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2,096 |
| #31 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 2 |
| #1091 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥈 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 665 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #111 | Game Grid ticket | 95 |
| #141 | Game Grid token | 15 |
| #650 | Goodfella contract | 15 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #619 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 21 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1648 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #66 | big glob of skin | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #353 | bit of clingfilm | 12 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #653 | black candy heart | 5 |
| #620 | black-and-blue light | 27 |
| #433 | blue class ring | 5 |
| #204 | blue glowstick | 8 |
| #649 | blue plasma ball | 22 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #103 | brick | 308 |
| #13 | briefcase | 3,849 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #590 | cheap studded belt | 23 |
| #1359 | clown hammer | 7 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #105 | cream pie | 14 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #20 | cursed eyepatch | 2 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1208 | defective skull | 5 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #65 | distention pill | 5 |
| #285 | duct tape | 144 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1087 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1337 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1470 | fake hand | 4 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #37 | fat stacks of cash | 2,426 |
| #949 | filthy lucre | 31 |
| #19 | flashing novelty button | 13 |
| #619 | flavored foot massage oil | 19 |
| #154 | foam dart | 367 |
| #28 | fossilized baboon skull | 20 |
| #39 | fossilized bat skull | 17 |
| #23 | fossilized demon skull | 23 |
| #81 | fossilized limb | 144 |
| #26 | fossilized serpent skull | 26 |
| #23 | fossilized spider skull | 25 |
| #73 | fossilized spike | 63 |
| #68 | fossilized spine | 32 |
| #206 | fossilized torso | 31 |
| #57 | fossilized wing | 70 |
| #28 | fossilized wyrm skull | 29 |
| #51 | glass of warm water | 8 |
| #623 | green clay bead | 8 |
| #47 | hair of the calf | 5 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #478 | hobo nickel | 505 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #46 | jawbruiser | 37 |
| #1356 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1553 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #1381 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #142 | memory of a C | 9 |
| #47 | memory of a CA base pair | 2 |
| #56 | memory of a CG base pair | 2 |
| #42 | memory of a CT base pair | 2 |
| #281 | memory of a G | 2 |
| #36 | memory of a GT base pair | 3 |
| #138 | memory of an A | 9 |
| #40 | memory of an AG base pair | 3 |
| #50 | memory of an AT base pair | 3 |
| #75 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 20 |
| #587 | mood ring | 5 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #9 | old patched suit-pants | 2 |
| #62 | orange glowstick | 18 |
| #84 | outrageous sombrero | 3 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #470 | personal massager | 24 |
| #775 | personalized coffee mug | 17 |
| #1274 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1504 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 5 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #286 | pile of gold coins | 5 |
| #778 | pink clay bead | 6 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #62 | puff of smoke | 43 |
| #568 | red class ring | 12 |
| #53 | roll of toilet paper | 1,817 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #350 | sand dollar | 6 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #624 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 17 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2867 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2386 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2465 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #2296 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #57 | synthetic dog hair pill | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #98 | tin star | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #42 | unearthed potsherd | 87 |
| #53 | volcanic ash | 126 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #205 | wang | 11 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #911 | white class ring | 2 |
| #1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1555 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #251 | wumpus hair | 6 |
| #1159 | x-ray specs | 5 |
| #1404 | yellow snowcone | 10 |