| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1783 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #519 | Crimbuck | 2,000 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #21 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 4 |
| #173 | Goodfella contract | 322 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #768 | box of sunshine | 381 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #137 | flashing novelty button | 6 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2042 | grue egg | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2992 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #220 | worthless gewgaw | 33 |
| #233 | worthless knick-knack | 40 |