Museum :: Auntie Pasta

Auntie Pasta

Rank	Item	Quantity
#142	"DRINK ME" potion	266
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#63	BURT	456
#1569	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#257	CRIMBCO scrip	1,375
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#349	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	7
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#168	Cosmic Calorie	9
#383	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	14
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2557	Crimbuck	10
#313	Crown of the Goblin King	75
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#231	Drowsy Sword	82
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#207	Freddy Kruegerand	10
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#55	Game Grid ticket	560
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#110	Greaves of the Murk Lord	4
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#157	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#62	Interview With You (a Vampire)	3
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#850	Jack-in-the-box	4
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#284	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	88
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#577	Microplushie: Bropane	12
#406	Microplushie: Dorkonide	8
#628	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	4
#329	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	7
#466	Microplushie: Gothochondria	14
#543	Microplushie: Hippylase	15
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#471	Microplushie: Hobomosome	10
#504	Microplushie: Otakulone	20
#342	Microplushie: Raverdrine	20
#637	Microplushie: Sororitrate	8
#188	Misty Cape	9
#173	Misty Cloak	9
#112	Misty Robe	22
#323	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
#109	Necrotelicomnicon	7
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	3
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#102	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#195	Orange Star of Sacrifice	11
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#48	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#7	Pink Heart of Spirit	61
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#651	Red Rover BB gun	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#76	Shield of Icy Fate	6
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#46	Sword of Dark Omens	10
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#828	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#157	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	29
#557	The Joy of Wassailing	5
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#651	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	6
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#142	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	15
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#1437	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#255	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#1951	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#231	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
#153	Tuesday's ruby	21
#83	UV monocular	2
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#2405	Valentine	1
#6	Van der Graaf helmet	26
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#227	Wand of Nagamar	26
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#657	ammonite fossil	5
#123	ancient stone fist	11
#109	ancient stone head	10
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#212	antique machete	1
#568	awful poetry journal	124
#1326	baby killer bee	3
#619	badass belt	79
#293	banana peel	14
#968	bananagate	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#288	barrrnacle	55
#643	bed of coals	1
#697	belemnite fossil	4
#44	bewitching boots	1
#1205	bit of clingfilm	2
#137	blank diary	1
#102	blank fudge mold	6
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#5529	box of sunshine	5
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#433	bronze breastplate	2
#161	brown pixel	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#57	bugbear detector	2
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#460	candy knuckles	5
#508	cement sandals	2
#88	charged magnet	1
#997	cheap toaster	2
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#20	classy monkey	62
#2494	club necklace	2
#507	colorful plastic ball	10
🥉	control crystal	1
#315	corncob pipe	4
#146	crappy brain	30
#242	crumbling rat skull	2
#214	dead guy's watch	38
#167	decent brain	25
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#908	designer handbag	2
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#770	disturbing fanfic	70
#107	dollar-sign bag	50
#466	drop of water-37	1
#542	drywall axe	23
#138	dungeoneering kit	1
#237	dwarvish magazine	5
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#155	electrical thingamabob	96
#1550	elven cellocello	12
#153	elven magi-pack	6
#153	empty agua de vida bottle	1,257
#315	epic wad	1
#209	facehugging alien	2
#1639	facsimile dictionary	2
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#810	fancy opera glasses	2
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#1174	festive sausage	1
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#513	figurine of a charred seal	5
#191	figurine of a sleek seal	12
#585	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#271	figurine of a stinking seal	8
#333	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	2
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#32	fistful of ashes	117
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#323	freezin' bindle	2
#78	freshwater pearl necklace	15
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#501	frigid mote	1
#1173	fudgecule	24
#324	garish pinky ring	14
#24	gearbox necklace	22
#984	giant designer sunglasses	1
#929	giant discarded bottlecap	4
#315	giant discarded plastic fork	31
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#218	glass of baboon milk	2
#162	goblin autoblowgun	1
#114	goblin hunting spear	3
#51	gold crown	37
#190	gold star	1
#222	gold wedding ring	37
#154	good brain	249
#2190	googly eye	2
#430	green clay bead	17
#601	green gummi ingot	29
#5338	grue egg	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#431	handful of confetti	91
#3382	heart necklace	1
#984	heart of the volcano	5
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#1254	herringcello	15
#627	hideous egg	1
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#661	hobo nickel	238
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#123	hot daub	3
#110	huge gold coin	78
#168	imp unity ring	22
#577	inflatable duck	1
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#759	kumquartz	3
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#345	lewd playing card	7
#1829	licorice garrote	1
#116	lint	4
#510	live wire	2
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#116	lollipop stick	708
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#1423	macaroni duck	1
#174	mandarina colada	3
#87	massive gemstone	52
#243	memory of a C	3
#84	memory of a CT base pair	1
#110	memory of a G	13
#92	memory of a GT base pair	1
#148	memory of a T	8
#89	memory of an AG base pair	1
#99	memory of an AT base pair	1
#184	memory of some delicious amino acids	5
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#453	molten brick	1
#36	molten medallion	1
#7	monstrous monocle	3
#992	mummy costume	1
#37	musty moccasins	1
#149	neurostim pill	4
#868	night-vision goggles	2
#335	obsidian dagger	48
#1027	old sweatpants	41
#512	pair of bolt cutters	6
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#1238	passable elf mask	4
#746	pearidot	3
#752	penguin focaccia bread	23
#149	petrified wood	70
#27	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
#2033	phish stick	1
#116	physiostim pill	12
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#118	pig-iron bracers	2
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#511	pile of gold coins	1
#102	pipe wrench	1
#529	plastic ingot	1
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#611	pocketwatch on a chain	5
#90	pointy red hat	5
#1087	poison pen	1
#156	pool of liquid metal	2
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#852	powdered candy sushi set	1
#2037	pretty flower	1
#47	propeller beanie	1
#855	puce plastic oyster egg	4
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#182	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	6
#203	raisin	2
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#577	red gummi ingot	31
#208	ribbon candy	5
#553	right half of a heart necklace	1
#1103	rigid carapace	4
#632	ring of half-assed regeneration	4
#1340	roasted marshmallow	4
#55	roll of toilet paper	1,804
#3637	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#3648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#29	rubber band gun	13
#596	rusty chain necklace	3
#65	sealhide belt	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#477	shimmering tendrils	1
#354	shiny ring	70
#96	shiny tribal beads	33
#51	silent beret	1
#411	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
#335	sleazy bindle	2
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#492	smoking grass	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#1541	solid gold bowling ball	6
#798	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
#182	soul doorbell	1
#270	space jam	1
#293	spaghetti cult rosary	2
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#72	spark plug earring	10
#1141	spectre scepter	26
#144	spooky bark	120
#970	spooky cosmetics bag	2
#562	spooky eyeliner	5
#398	spooky lipstick	6
#682	spork	1
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#2244	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#1862	stainless steel solitaire	1
#1708	stainless steel suspenders	1
#493	stinkin' bindle	1
#1004	stray chihuahua	2
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1017	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	41
#4506	stuffed Cheshire bitten	8
#6937	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	3
#1036	stuffed Meat	43
#6271	stuffed angry cow	4
#5813	stuffed astral badger	5
#5771	stuffed baby gravy fairy	5
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#5654	stuffed cocoabo	5
#922	stuffed crazy bastard sword	6
#905	stuffed dodecapede	2
#7023	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	3
#4952	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	7
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#4311	stuffed hand turkey	9
#803	stuffed key	65
#1037	stuffed martini	6
#5755	stuffed mind flayer	5
#979	stuffed mink	46
#954	stuffed monocle	48
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#4963	stuffed scary death orb	7
#5355	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	6
#5158	stuffed snowy owl	6
#5812	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	5
#5739	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	5
#1013	stuffed teddy butler	45
#1116	stuffed tin of caviar	40
#833	stuffed treasure chest	62
#5781	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	5
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#2643	stuffing	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#392	sucker scaffold	22
#1118	sunken chest	2
#641	throwing wrench	7
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2848	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#759	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	5
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#890	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2195	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#515	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1111	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	2
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#2171	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#1769	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#1762	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	4
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#376	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	3
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1098	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	2
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#2183	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#850	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	4
#2121	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#2056	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1470	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	5
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2857	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#4841	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#1741	tiny plastic astronomer	4
#6167	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#6142	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#2162	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#742	tiny plastic bee swarm	5
#1129	tiny plastic beebee gunners	2
#1121	tiny plastic beebee queue	2
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#958	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	3
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1130	tiny plastic bugaboo	2
#861	tiny plastic buzzerker	4
#748	tiny plastic cavebugbear	5
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4873	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#3957	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#2789	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#4811	tiny plastic grue	3
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#851	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	4
#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#6170	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#4838	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#1124	tiny plastic moneybee	2
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#973	tiny plastic mumblebee	3
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#710	tiny plastic peacannon	3
#6132	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#2764	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#6200	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#2825	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#3306	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#2371	toast	42
#266	toe jam	1
#2808	tofurkey gravy	1
#237	toothbrush	5
#814	tourmalime	2
#221	towel	42
#269	traffic jam	1
#923	trilobite fossil	1
#392	tulip	1
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#1698	unstable DNA	11
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#1220	useless powder	21
#144	vampire glitter	3
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#149	very overdue library book	3
#566	volcanic ash	1
#438	wad of cotton	6
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#122	warbear battery	22
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#54	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	22
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#101	warbear whosit	2,243
#474	water wings	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
#1031	white class ring	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#89	wine-soaked bone chips	11
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#18	woven baling wire bracelets	23
#695	wrench bracelet	3
#125	wumpus hair	16
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#585	yellow gummi ingot	30
🥇	yield shield	1

Wow, that's 13,285 items total!

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