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| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #426 | awful poetry journal | 235 |
| #317 | chaos butterfly | 782 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #834 | coconut shell | 11 |
| #437 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #346 | disturbing fanfic | 427 |
| #212 | furry fur | 688 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #245 | heavy D | 449 |
| #562 | little paper umbrella | 63 |
| #285 | lucky bottlecap | 5 |
| #499 | magical ice cubes | 56 |
| #249 | original G | 440 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #250 | plot hole | 784 |
| #221 | probability potion | 383 |
| #231 | procrastination potion | 384 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
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| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
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| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #294 | thin black candle | 856 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
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| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
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