| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #201 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #661 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #116 | Argarggagarg's fang | 11 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #419 | BURT | 44 |
| #183 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #1398 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #613 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #455 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #735 | Bonerdagon necklace | 15 |
| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #472 | Boss Bat britches | 31 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #918 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #1700 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #424 | CRIMBCO wine | 18 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #125 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 20 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #232 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 25 |
| #662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #365 | Drowsy Sword | 52 |
| #618 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #5 | El Vibrato translator | 3 |
| #227 | Elder Turtle Shell | 9 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #288 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #293 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #266 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #244 | Goodfella contract | 197 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #332 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #765 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #305 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #526 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 52 |
| #86 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 360 |
| #159 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 59 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #692 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #306 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #130 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #139 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
| #173 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 12 |
| #146 | Spirit of Christmas | 11 |
| #220 | Spirit of Easter | 2 |
| #196 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 5 |
| #221 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 2 |
| #223 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #358 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1207 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #840 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1440 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 174 |
| #289 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1152 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #514 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #660 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #229 | adorable seal larva | 10 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #1019 | badass belt | 53 |
| #194 | bath ball gift set | 24 |
| #39 | beautiful soup | 5 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #410 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #220 | bottle of goofballs | 101 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2292 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #745 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #699 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #815 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #173 | crystalline cheer | 697 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #444 | donated booze | 5 |
| #417 | donated candy | 8 |
| #458 | duct tape | 78 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #849 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 9 |
| #820 | facsimile dictionary | 10 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #228 | figurine of a charred seal | 14 |
| #485 | figurine of a cold seal | 10 |
| #159 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 8 |
| #65 | figurine of a sleek seal | 30 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #573 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #75 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 16 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #633 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #151 | fuzzy busby | 23 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #281 | fuzzy earmuffs | 8 |
| #303 | fuzzy montera | 7 |
| #324 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #137 | ghost of a necklace | 47 |
| #174 | gloomy black mushroom | 21 |
| #219 | gold wedding ring | 38 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #28 | hand-carved bokken | 4 |
| #793 | handful of confetti | 53 |
| #440 | heart of the volcano | 16 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #52 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #212 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #773 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #207 | magical mystery juice | 83 |
| #279 | memory of a C | 2 |
| #281 | memory of a G | 2 |
| #170 | memory of a T | 7 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #147 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 8 |
| #396 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #108 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 15 |
| #958 | obsidian dagger | 18 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #351 | old sweatpants | 218 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #156 | ornate picture frame | 14 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #657 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #1053 | radium-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #303 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #370 | rusty chain necklace | 7 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #260 | sawblade shield | 12 |
| #473 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #112 | sealhide seal doll | 15 |
| #168 | slow jam collection | 24 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #302 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #639 | spectre scepter | 52 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #60 | sponge cake | 16 |
| #1715 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2142 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #657 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8 | turtle pheromones | 7,478 |
| #258 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #547 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #220 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #411 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 24 |
| #371 | wad of cotton | 8 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #39 | wand of pigification | 28 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #556 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 45 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #197 | wrench bracelet | 18 |
| #103 | wumpus hair | 21 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |