| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #132 | Argarggagarg's fang | 10 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #415 | BURT | 44 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #615 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 1 |
| π₯ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| π₯ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #798 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #502 | Boss Bat britches | 29 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #423 | CRIMBCO wine | 18 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #151 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 16 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #231 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 25 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| π₯ | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #401 | Drowsy Sword | 47 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #5 | El Vibrato translator | 3 |
| #263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #305 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #244 | Goodfella contract | 197 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #760 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del CinturΓ³n de Lopez | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #573 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 47 |
| #81 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 360 |
| #158 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 59 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #686 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #134 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
| #235 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| π₯ | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #428 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 157 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #260 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1110 | badass belt | 49 |
| #193 | bath ball gift set | 24 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #412 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #227 | bottle of goofballs | 98 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2287 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| π₯ | control crystal | 1 |
| #158 | crystalline cheer | 697 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #426 | donated booze | 5 |
| #401 | donated candy | 8 |
| #459 | duct tape | 78 |
| #1298 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #846 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 9 |
| #820 | facsimile dictionary | 10 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #230 | figurine of a charred seal | 14 |
| #215 | figurine of a cold seal | 30 |
| #157 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 8 |
| #86 | figurine of a sleek seal | 24 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #571 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #87 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 14 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #167 | fuzzy busby | 20 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #300 | fuzzy earmuffs | 7 |
| #321 | fuzzy montera | 6 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #145 | ghost of a necklace | 42 |
| #175 | gloomy black mushroom | 21 |
| #241 | gold wedding ring | 33 |
| π₯ | green face paint | 1 |
| #28 | hand-carved bokken | 4 |
| #836 | handful of confetti | 50 |
| #435 | heart of the volcano | 16 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #213 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #206 | magical mystery juice | 83 |
| #279 | memory of a C | 2 |
| #281 | memory of a G | 2 |
| #173 | memory of a T | 7 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #147 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 8 |
| #396 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #107 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 15 |
| #959 | obsidian dagger | 18 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #374 | old sweatpants | 196 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #156 | ornate picture frame | 14 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #1053 | radium-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| π₯ | red face paint | 1 |
| #301 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #402 | rusty chain necklace | 6 |
| π₯ | rxr shield | 1 |
| #301 | sawblade shield | 10 |
| #208 | seal-blubber candle | 16 |
| #112 | sealhide seal doll | 15 |
| #167 | slow jam collection | 24 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #677 | spectre scepter | 49 |
| π₯ | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8 | turtle pheromones | 7,478 |
| #253 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #448 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #370 | wad of cotton | 8 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #43 | wand of pigification | 25 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #551 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 45 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #226 | wrench bracelet | 16 |
| #102 | wumpus hair | 21 |
| π₯ | yield shield | 1 |