| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #860 | Meleegra™ pills | 4 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #355 | blood flower | 23 |
| #575 | blue class ring | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2231 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #3172 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #377 | concentrated magicalness pill | 4 |
| #1581 | duct tape | 7 |
| #1644 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1468 | fake hand | 4 |
| #1353 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2042 | grue egg | 11 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #999 | hobo nickel | 32 |
| #441 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1252 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1561 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #690 | moxie weed | 8 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1081 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 17 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #545 | red class ring | 13 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1617 | rubber emo roe | 4 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #2772 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1272 | spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #663 | white class ring | 7 |
| #1750 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1945 | yellow snowcone | 2 |