| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #860 | Meleegra™ pills | 4 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #355 | blood flower | 23 |
| #568 | blue class ring | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2230 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #3169 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #1934 | brick | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #375 | concentrated magicalness pill | 4 |
| #1580 | duct tape | 7 |
| #1646 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1469 | fake hand | 4 |
| #1350 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2038 | grue egg | 11 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #998 | hobo nickel | 32 |
| #440 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1253 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1563 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #690 | moxie weed | 8 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1082 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 17 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #536 | red class ring | 13 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1615 | rubber emo roe | 4 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #2771 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1273 | spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #657 | white class ring | 7 |
| #1751 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1947 | yellow snowcone | 2 |