| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #423 | CRIMBCO wine | 18 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 31 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 24 |
| #110 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 43 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 8 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 34 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 11 |
| #165 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 23 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 9 |
| #134 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 35 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #971 | Feynman gate | 8 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #215 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 21 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #298 | Nightstalker perfume | 5 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #426 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #684 | baggie of powdered sugar | 15 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #295 | bath ball gift set | 17 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #210 | bone chips | 96 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #895 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #266 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 8 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #73 | cookie cookie | 6 |
| #94 | cylindrical mold | 36 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #902 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #53 | flask of mining oil | 151 |
| #163 | flask of tainted mining oil | 48 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #84 | fossilized bat skull | 8 |
| #172 | fossilized demon skull | 3 |
| #116 | fossilized limb | 103 |
| #76 | fossilized serpent skull | 11 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #117 | fossilized spike | 41 |
| #145 | fossilized spine | 14 |
| #78 | fossilized torso | 78 |
| #90 | fossilized wing | 44 |
| #226 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #298 | fudge lily | 18 |
| #124 | funhouse mirror | 8 |
| #79 | ghost trap | 25 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread robot | 7 |
| #67 | government cheese | 70 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #117 | lead yo-yo | 2 |
| #773 | length of string | 14 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #620 | lollipop stick | 25 |
| #246 | los chinos | 2 |
| #688 | mafia aria | 26 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #225 | motivational poster | 18 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #44 | nugget of Crimbonium | 152 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #40 | plastic ingot | 552 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #146 | quantum taco | 215 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #739 | rogue swarmer | 62 |
| #79 | ruby on canes | 5 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #800 | sawblade fragment | 55 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #51 | space junk | 116 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1021 | spooky felt | 8 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #442 | spooky toy wheel | 11 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #294 | tofu casserole | 4 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1446 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1032 | unstable laser battery | 45 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #75 | waterlogged crate | 3 |
| #811 | wolfman mask | 5 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |