| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #475 | 30669 scroll | 13 |
| #569 | 33398 scroll | 18 |
| #418 | 334 scroll | 11 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #86 | BGE merchandise order form | 44 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #47 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 11 |
| #589 | CRIMBCO mug | 19 |
| #423 | CRIMBCO wine | 18 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #679 | Crimbo candied pecan | 13 |
| #545 | Crimbo fudge | 19 |
| #533 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 19 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1044 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #122 | bacon bath ball | 8 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #514 | dehydrated caviar | 4 |
| #549 | desiccated apricot | 4 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #300 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #290 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #265 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #159 | holiday cheese log | 14 |
| #163 | incense bath ball | 6 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #533 | motivational poster | 8 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #126 | portable photocopier | 50 |
| #36 | pr0n taco | 31 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #102 | space jam | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1467 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #193 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 40 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #95 | toe jam | 7 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #107 | toy ray gun | 94 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1870 | unstable DNA | 8 |
| #1032 | unstable laser battery | 45 |
| #2458 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #219 | wonderwall shield | 5 |
| #212 | yohohoyo | 13 |