| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #80 | BRICKO eye brick | 1,124 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #380 | Schrödinger's thermos | 49 |
| #508 | Supernova Champagne | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1167 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #355 | beertini | 5 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #1034 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #482 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #11 | bone aperitif | 31 |
| #470 | bottle of gin | 31 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1176 | bottle of rum | 7 |
| #287 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #870 | bottle of tequila | 9 |
| #1056 | bottle of whiskey | 7 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #284 | can of Swiller | 10 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1241 | canteen of wine | 9 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #906 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1202 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #790 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #685 | elven socks | 6 |
| #969 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #984 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #1080 | herringcello | 18 |
| #700 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #537 | martini | 2 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #16 | missing wine | 28 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1141 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #779 | penguin thesaurus | 8 |
| #678 | petrified wood | 10 |
| #160 | plastic cup of beer | 17 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #326 | pulsing flesh | 10 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #501 | rum and cola | 2 |
| #667 | salty dog | 3 |
| #461 | screwdriver | 2 |
| #567 | spooky bark | 16 |
| #382 | strawberry daiquiri | 6 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #430 | vodka and cranberry | 3 |
| #55 | vodka gibson | 4 |
| #515 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
| #425 | whiskey sour | 3 |
| #650 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |