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| #1010 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #1727 | Imp Ale | 4 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #553 | Knob Goblin perfume | 3 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #624 | Mad Train wine | 112 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #476 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 2 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #869 | Ram's Face Lager | 2 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #595 | ammonite fossil | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #353 | asbestos ore | 18 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #489 | belemnite fossil | 8 |
| #878 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #2978 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #604 | blue snowcone | 5 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #86 | confiscated cell phone | 1 |
| #101 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #81 | confiscated love note | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #1926 | duct tape | 3 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #531 | ferret bait | 4 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #1801 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #768 | flaming feather | 2 |
| #563 | flaregun | 11 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #567 | frightful feather | 6 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #604 | green snowcone | 5 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #261 | handful of nuts and berries | 7 |
| #215 | handful of pine needles | 34 |
| #453 | ice-cold Willer | 95 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #273 | linoleum ore | 20 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #187 | lump of diamond | 18 |
| #41 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #66 | mini-martini | 18 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #783 | old sweatpants | 73 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #90 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #91 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #87 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #84 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #814 | pile of candy | 4 |
| #749 | pink clay bead | 7 |
| #309 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #370 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 2 |
| #249 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 4 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #319 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 3 |
| #402 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 2 |
| #391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #401 | pog #09 (pirate) | 2 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #658 | purple snowcone | 5 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #736 | red snowcone | 2 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1986 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #615 | spices | 17 |
| #431 | spider web | 95 |
| #1288 | spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #577 | stone of eXtreme power | 14 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #561 | trilobite fossil | 6 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #903 | unstable DNA | 46 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #132 | wind-up ensign | 2 |
| #637 | wind-up meatcar | 8 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |