| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1726 | Imp Ale | 4 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #553 | Knob Goblin perfume | 3 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #622 | Mad Train wine | 112 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #474 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 2 |
| #867 | Ram's Face Lager | 2 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #881 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #2979 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #531 | ferret bait | 4 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #768 | flaming feather | 2 |
| #564 | flaregun | 11 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #566 | frightful feather | 6 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #260 | handful of nuts and berries | 7 |
| #215 | handful of pine needles | 34 |
| #453 | ice-cold Willer | 95 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #41 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1053 | old sweatpants | 37 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #816 | pile of candy | 4 |
| #742 | pink clay bead | 7 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #537 | purple snowcone | 11 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #614 | spices | 17 |
| #431 | spider web | 95 |
| #1289 | spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #903 | unstable DNA | 46 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |