| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #25 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #7 | burst hellseal brain | 1,942 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #59 | ghost pepper | 2 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #22 | hellseal claw | 1,361 |
| #61 | hellseal whisker | 421 |
| #19 | hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #52 | lewd playing card | 38 |
| #64 | long-forgotten necklace | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #31 | muddy skirt | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #15 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #12 | rusty staff | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #19 | seal-brain elixir | 192 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #31 | sealhide seal doll | 159 |
| #6 | sealhide snare | 341 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #7 | shredded hellseal hide | 2,018 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #7 | torn hellseal sinew | 1,973 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #467 | wrench bracelet | 6 |
| #28 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |