| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #143 | FunFunds™ | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #42 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 9 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2547 | badass belt | 19 |
| #593 | banana | 6 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #141 | banana spritzer | 2 |
| 🥉 | banana-frosted king cake | 70 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #23 | blue glowstick | 29 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #7 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 31 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #231 | breath mint | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #941 | candied yams | 9 |
| #709 | canteen of wine | 33 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #517 | chocolate filthy lucre | 4 |
| #50 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 31 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #171 | club necklace | 28 |
| #1171 | coconut shell | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #119 | diamond necklace | 34 |
| #994 | dry noodles | 3 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #439 | elven cellocello | 32 |
| #978 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #746 | elven suicide capsule | 24 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #26 | flashing novelty button | 12 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #448 | floaty sand | 29 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #782 | gray bow tie | 7 |
| #49 | green glowstick | 15 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #286 | heart necklace | 21 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1139 | herringcello | 17 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
| #860 | killing feather | 46 |
| #458 | knuckle sandwich | 50 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #393 | mummy costume | 15 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #20 | orange glowstick | 23 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #688 | patent leather shoes | 8 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
| #417 | petrified wood | 19 |
| #20 | pink glowstick | 34 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #543 | pumpkinhead mask | 11 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #1457 | robotronic egg | 10 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #739 | rogue swarmer | 62 |
| #164 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 31 |
| #318 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 20 |
| #170 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 30 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #674 | sawblade fragment | 60 |
| #863 | scrumptious reagent | 8 |
| #252 | spade necklace | 22 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #533 | spooky bark | 19 |
| #369 | spooky sap | 23 |
| #176 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 160 |
| #186 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 155 |
| #195 | stuffed angry cow | 162 |
| #151 | stuffed astral badger | 190 |
| #184 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 168 |
| #203 | stuffed cocoabo | 151 |
| #167 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 180 |
| #205 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 159 |
| #203 | stuffed hand turkey | 156 |
| #182 | stuffed mind flayer | 163 |
| #201 | stuffed scary death orb | 161 |
| #215 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 150 |
| #152 | stuffed snowy owl | 184 |
| #201 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 159 |
| #211 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 143 |
| #221 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 143 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #748 | unstable laser battery | 53 |
| #18 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 26 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #89 | wad of cotton | 27 |
| #491 | wolfman mask | 12 |
| 🥈 | yellow glowstick | 40 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |