| #243 | Blatantly Canadian | 11 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #15 | Brimstone Bunker | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1231 | Daffy Taffy | 15 |
| #207 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1499 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 21 |
| #1724 | Rock Pops | 15 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1358 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #159 | baconstone | 44 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #1121 | box of sunshine | 200 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1129 | candied yams | 7 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #499 | giant discarded bottlecap | 10 |
| #702 | giant discarded plastic fork | 13 |
| #728 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 5 |
| #592 | giant pinky ring | 25 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #323 | hamethyst | 25 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1515 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #65 | lemon | 1,693 |
| #87 | lime | 231 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1041 | monomolecular yo-yo | 20 |
| #614 | mylar scout drone | 8 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #673 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #104 | oriole-feather headdress | 11 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #700 | oyster basket | 5 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #58 | plexiglass pikestaff | 5 |
| #73 | plexiglass pinky ring | 3 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #161 | porquoise | 41 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #214 | recursive spline reticulator | 18 |
| #677 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1410 | robotronic egg | 11 |
| #1742 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #1877 | sawblade fragment | 28 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #392 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic sauceror | 29 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #2162 | unstable laser battery | 22 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1289 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |