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| #763 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| #45 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 25 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #1988 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
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| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
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| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #510 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 11 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #403 | SPF 451 lip balm | 5 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
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| #1592 | ball | 2 |
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| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
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| #784 | beertini | 1 |
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| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #2866 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
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| #367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
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| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
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| #533 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
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| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
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| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1484 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #30 | clockwork handle | 2 |
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| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
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| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
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| #2014 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #254 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #587 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #1419 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #73 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 3 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #870 | moxie weed | 2 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #990 | obsidian dagger | 17 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #76 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #592 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
| #583 | shot of orange schnapps | 2 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #332 | spooky sap | 26 |
| #454 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #664 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #490 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 14 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #939 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic angry goat | 17 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #2000 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 16 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 17 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #827 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1660 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2245 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2226 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2596 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1034 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1887 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #1607 | unstable DNA | 13 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |