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| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
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| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
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| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
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| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
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| #264 | divine can of silly string | 54 |
| #259 | divine champagne popper | 16 |
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| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2638 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
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| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
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| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
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| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
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| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #77 | stick of dynamite | 64 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
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| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
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| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
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| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
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| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
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| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
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| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
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| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1725 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
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| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #222 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #859 | wolfman mask | 4 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
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