| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #150 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #126 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #148 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 7 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #6 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 338 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #118 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #84 | Colander of Em-er'il | 15 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbo crystal shards | 2 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2011 | Crimbuck | 38 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #97 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #253 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #40 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #245 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #184 | Game Grid token | 6 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #47 | Lapis Lazuli | 2 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #29 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 337 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #307 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #95 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #15 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #198 | Professor What T-Shirt | 2 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #453 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #560 | Sugar Cog | 2 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #311 | Swizzler | 2 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #31 | The Superconductor's CPU | 3 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 10 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #108 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 9 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 9 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 16 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 76 |
| #374 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 8 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Trainbot slag | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1456 | Valentine | 7 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #74 | Xiblaxian polymer | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #53 | alabaster bishop | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #359 | badass belt | 115 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #5 | batskin belt | 223 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #18 | beige clambroth marble | 3 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #776 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #259 | blind-packed capsule toy | 29 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #33 | bottle of goofballs | 431 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #335 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #79 | brown crock marble | 8 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #260 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #196 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #128 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #106 | d6 | 1 |
| #218 | daisy | 16 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #360 | easter egg balloon | 58 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #358 | fat loot token | 2 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #63 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #126 | ghost key | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #108 | gilded ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #419 | green balloon | 5 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #163 | green peawee marble | 4 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #29 | groggipop | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #180 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #29 | inflammable leaf | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #22 | jet bennie marble | 4 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #109 | lemonade marble | 2 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #140 | lint | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #33 | loafers | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #5 | lucky gold ring | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #25 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #163 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 2 |
| #132 | mouse skull | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #219 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #212 | pile of Trainbot parts | 2 |
| #195 | pill cup | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #44 | polyeaster egg | 1 |
| #38 | porcelain candy dish | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #381 | potted cactus | 6 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #136 | red China marble | 2 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #64 | rhinestone | 27 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #90 | rusty metal key | 2 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #251 | shard of double-ice | 4 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #8 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 212 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #36 | spectre scepter | 338 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1613 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #192 | stone wool | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #504 | stuffed dodecapede | 7 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2908 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #189 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #513 | sugar-coated pine cone | 2 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #36 | toy sixgun | 4 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #153 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #452 | white balloon | 5 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #112 | white page | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #73 | worst candy | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |