| #671 | Amulet of Yendor | 25 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #223 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 11 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #147 | Goodfella contract | 379 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #978 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #501 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 54 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #197 | Valentine's Day cake | 3 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #802 | bag of airline peanuts | 33 |
| #6 | banana cream pie | 619 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #31 | black candygram | 3 |
| #441 | black-and-blue light | 92 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #577 | blue plasma ball | 38 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1066 | box of sunshine | 218 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #414 | cheap studded belt | 84 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #678 | clown hammer | 38 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #570 | defective skull | 36 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #411 | encoder ring | 42 |
| #704 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 37 |
| #706 | fake fake vomit | 42 |
| #700 | fake hand | 35 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #354 | fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #133 | green candygram | 4 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #572 | joybuzzer | 52 |
| #79 | lavender candygram | 9 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1196 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 12 |
| #300 | mood ring | 34 |
| #911 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #40 | odor extractor | 6 |
| 🥈 | oozenog | 1,451 |
| #229 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #5 | pair of ragged claws | 110 |
| #655 | personal massager | 4 |
| #629 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 37 |
| #716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 39 |
| #91 | pink candygram | 9 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #119 | right half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #754 | rubber emo roe | 38 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥇 | set of jacks | 70 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #1134 | spectre scepter | 26 |
| #385 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 98 |
| #1712 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #1848 | stuffed Meat | 15 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #587 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2202 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #813 | stuffed martini | 9 |
| #2004 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #1562 | stuffed monocle | 22 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2009 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #1760 | stuffed tin of caviar | 17 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #5 | teddy borg | 2,171 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #438 | urinal cake | 3 |
| #101 | white candygram | 7 |
| #133 | whoopie cushion | 190 |
| #228 | wind-up chattering teeth | 129 |
| #604 | x-ray specs | 29 |
| #67 | yellow candygram | 33 |
| #981 | yellow snowcone | 27 |