| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #454 | CRIMBCO mug | 26 |
| #203 | CRIMBCO wine | 37 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2269 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #17 | bacon bath ball | 31 |
| #293 | banana-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #21 | chocolate bath ball | 28 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #8 | crotchety pants | 5 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1440 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #30 | festive sausage | 67 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #28 | holiday cheese log | 67 |
| #19 | incense bath ball | 34 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #200 | motivational poster | 20 |
| #25 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 9 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #155 | wad of cotton | 19 |