| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #454 | CRIMBCO mug | 26 |
| #204 | CRIMBCO wine | 37 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #17 | bacon bath ball | 31 |
| #293 | banana-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #22 | chocolate bath ball | 28 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #8 | crotchety pants | 5 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1438 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #31 | festive sausage | 67 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #29 | holiday cheese log | 67 |
| #19 | incense bath ball | 34 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #201 | motivational poster | 20 |
| #26 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 9 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #154 | wad of cotton | 19 |