| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #85 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #12 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1,826 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #51 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 3 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #88 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #40 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 60 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #44 | Poison Oak trading card | 3 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #45 | Roo trading card | 3 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #42 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 3 |
| #32 | The Snake trading card | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 18 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #26 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #620 | baby killer bee | 15 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #10 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 17 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #463 | box of sunshine | 754 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #11 | bucket of honey | 978 |
| 🥉 | bumblebee marble | 101 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #12 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 34 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #82 | fancy opera glasses | 48 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #8 | handful of bees | 14 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #21 | honey-dew | 35 |
| #103 | honey-dipped locust | 52 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #14 | insane tophat | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #54 | mood ring | 237 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #250 | royal jelly | 60 |
| #14 | rubber emo roe | 1,063 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #67 | stick of "gum" | 26 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #302 | tropical orchid | 7 |
| #20 | valuable trinket | 10,395 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |