| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #148 | BGE pocket calendar | 5 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #184 | BGE temporary tattoo | 5 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #293 | Bulky Buddy Box | 10 |
| #178 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #107 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #111 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #115 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 5 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #94 | Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #816 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #56 | Fudgie Roll | 5 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #882 | Go-Wassail | 5 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1178 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #755 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 5 |
| #372 | Workytime Tea | 5 |
| #47 | ammonite candy mold | 5 |
| #655 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #121 | banana supersucker | 5 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #23 | bananarama bangle | 5 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #341 | battered Crimbo Crate | 34 |
| #43 | belemnite candy mold | 5 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #115 | blank fudge mold | 5 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #225 | borg sock monkey | 10 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #596 | bottle of bubbles | 5 |
| #487 | buckyball | 10 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #185 | candy kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #208 | cyborg doll | 10 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #50 | deluxe fax machine | 5 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #669 | dollhive | 10 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #542 | dusty Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #324 | elven cellocello | 37 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #449 | elven suicide capsule | 32 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #471 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #217 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #403 | fire | 14 |
| #449 | frigid fudgepuck | 5 |
| #110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
| #65 | fudge cube | 5 |
| #564 | fudge lily | 5 |
| #77 | fudge spork | 5 |
| #1322 | fudgecule | 5 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #64 | giant green gummi bear | 5 |
| #83 | giant green gummi ingot | 5 |
| #66 | giant red gummi bear | 5 |
| #80 | giant red gummi ingot | 5 |
| #66 | giant yellow gummi bear | 5 |
| #75 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 5 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #152 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #111 | green drunki-bear | 5 |
| #881 | green gummi ingot | 5 |
| #51 | gummi ammonite | 5 |
| #51 | gummi belemnite | 5 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #86 | gummi canary | 5 |
| #76 | gummi salamander | 5 |
| #102 | gummi snake | 5 |
| #52 | gummi trilobite | 5 |
| #298 | gyroscope | 10 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1369 | herringcello | 13 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
| #495 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #909 | jerky coins | 5 |
| #614 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #2338 | killing feather | 5 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #15 | kumquartz ring | 5 |
| #142 | kumquat supersucker | 5 |
| #2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #119 | lime supersucker | 5 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #836 | lollipop stick | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #661 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 4 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #82 | marionette collective | 10 |
| #1280 | monomolecular yo-yo | 10 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #500 | mylar scout drone | 10 |
| #967 | nanite-infested candy cane | 11 |
| #298 | nanite-infested eggnog | 15 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #375 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #157 | oozenog | 17 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #819 | pack of pogs | 5 |
| #323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
| #23 | pair of pearidot earrings | 5 |
| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #110 | pear supersucker | 5 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1109 | pet rock | 6 |
| #137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #158 | poison pen | 8 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #759 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #276 | prehistoric spear | 14 |
| #530 | rag doll | 4 |
| #1366 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #112 | red drunki-bear | 5 |
| #878 | red gummi ingot | 5 |
| #143 | roboduck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #2585 | rogue swarmer | 5 |
| #2503 | sawblade fragment | 5 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #330 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #705 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #32 | stapler bear | 3 |
| #300 | stick-on-a-string | 14 |
| #113 | strawberry supersucker | 5 |
| #656 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #17 | strawberyl necklace | 5 |
| #118 | string of Crimbo lights | 5 |
| #402 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 40 |
| #33 | sucker bucket | 5 |
| #40 | sucker hakama | 4 |
| #29 | sucker kabuto | 5 |
| #612 | sucker scaffold | 5 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #483 | superheated fudge | 5 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #758 | teddy borg | 10 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 5 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 5 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic fax machine | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #80 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 5 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #322 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #674 | toothsome rock | 14 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #660 | tourmalime | 5 |
| #20 | tourmalime tourniquet | 5 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #123 | toy deathbot | 10 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #135 | toy maglev monorail | 10 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #1272 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #2302 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #238 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #45 | trilobite candy mold | 5 |
| #602 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #2690 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |
| #254 | wheel | 14 |
| #683 | wind-up meatcar | 5 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #117 | yellow drunki-bear | 5 |
| #882 | yellow gummi ingot | 5 |
| #634 | yo | 14 |
| #977 | yo-yo | 20 |