| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #148 | BGE pocket calendar | 5 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #184 | BGE temporary tattoo | 5 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #291 | Bulky Buddy Box | 10 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #106 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #115 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 5 |
| #1265 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #94 | Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #815 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #914 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #55 | Fudgie Roll | 5 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #884 | Go-Wassail | 5 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1177 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #126 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #754 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 5 |
| #369 | Workytime Tea | 5 |
| #47 | ammonite candy mold | 5 |
| #657 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #121 | banana supersucker | 5 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #23 | bananarama bangle | 5 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #807 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #342 | battered Crimbo Crate | 34 |
| #43 | belemnite candy mold | 5 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #116 | blank fudge mold | 5 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #224 | borg sock monkey | 10 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #599 | bottle of bubbles | 5 |
| #488 | buckyball | 10 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #186 | candy kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #263 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #207 | cyborg doll | 10 |
| #379 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #49 | deluxe fax machine | 5 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #670 | dollhive | 10 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #542 | dusty Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #327 | elven cellocello | 37 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #450 | elven suicide capsule | 32 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #470 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #216 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
| #1589 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #406 | fire | 14 |
| #450 | frigid fudgepuck | 5 |
| #110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
| #65 | fudge cube | 5 |
| #566 | fudge lily | 5 |
| #77 | fudge spork | 5 |
| #1325 | fudgecule | 5 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #63 | giant green gummi bear | 5 |
| #82 | giant green gummi ingot | 5 |
| #65 | giant red gummi bear | 5 |
| #79 | giant red gummi ingot | 5 |
| #65 | giant yellow gummi bear | 5 |
| #74 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 5 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #151 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #111 | green drunki-bear | 5 |
| #880 | green gummi ingot | 5 |
| #51 | gummi ammonite | 5 |
| #51 | gummi belemnite | 5 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #85 | gummi canary | 5 |
| #75 | gummi salamander | 5 |
| #101 | gummi snake | 5 |
| #52 | gummi trilobite | 5 |
| #298 | gyroscope | 10 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1371 | herringcello | 13 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
| #496 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #909 | jerky coins | 5 |
| #615 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #2337 | killing feather | 5 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #16 | kumquartz ring | 5 |
| #142 | kumquat supersucker | 5 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #119 | lime supersucker | 5 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #835 | lollipop stick | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #660 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 4 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #82 | marionette collective | 10 |
| #1280 | monomolecular yo-yo | 10 |
| #704 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #500 | mylar scout drone | 10 |
| #965 | nanite-infested candy cane | 11 |
| #299 | nanite-infested eggnog | 15 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #376 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #157 | oozenog | 17 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1089 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #820 | pack of pogs | 5 |
| #323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
| #23 | pair of pearidot earrings | 5 |
| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #110 | pear supersucker | 5 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1107 | pet rock | 6 |
| #137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #158 | poison pen | 8 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #756 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #277 | prehistoric spear | 14 |
| #531 | rag doll | 4 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #110 | red drunki-bear | 5 |
| #878 | red gummi ingot | 5 |
| #143 | roboduck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #2583 | rogue swarmer | 5 |
| #2502 | sawblade fragment | 5 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #332 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #707 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #253 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #31 | stapler bear | 3 |
| #300 | stick-on-a-string | 14 |
| #113 | strawberry supersucker | 5 |
| #657 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #17 | strawberyl necklace | 5 |
| #118 | string of Crimbo lights | 5 |
| #402 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 40 |
| #33 | sucker bucket | 5 |
| #40 | sucker hakama | 4 |
| #29 | sucker kabuto | 5 |
| #617 | sucker scaffold | 5 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #484 | superheated fudge | 5 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #757 | teddy borg | 10 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 4 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 5 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 5 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic fax machine | 5 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 5 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #324 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #673 | toothsome rock | 14 |
| #901 | top | 5 |
| #660 | tourmalime | 5 |
| #20 | tourmalime tourniquet | 5 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #123 | toy deathbot | 10 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #135 | toy maglev monorail | 10 |
| #1116 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #239 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #45 | trilobite candy mold | 5 |
| #604 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #2688 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |
| #254 | wheel | 14 |
| #685 | wind-up meatcar | 5 |
| #327 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #116 | yellow drunki-bear | 5 |
| #882 | yellow gummi ingot | 5 |
| #634 | yo | 14 |
| #976 | yo-yo | 20 |