Museum :: Badde Hugs

Badde Hugs

Rank	Item	Quantity
#76	Überraschthexengebräu	4
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1049	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1080	3-ball	2
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1112	4-ball	2
#1076	5-ball	2
#1072	6-ball	2
#1115	7-ball	2
#1974	8-ball	2
#626	9-ball	1
#84	A muse-bouche	3
#71	ASCII fu manchu	4
#248	ASCII shirt	8
#106	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	3
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1405	Angry Farmer candy	12
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#125	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#63	BUBBLE GUM	4
#78	Bangyomaman battle juice	6
#513	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	23
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#2386	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2264	Boss Bat britches	2
#118	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1482	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#161	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	6
#690	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#588	Crimbo pie	2
#328	Crimbo salad	4
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#974	Crown of the Goblin King	25
#537	Daffy Taffy	55
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#281	Dolphin King's crown	16
#983	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#176	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	20
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#78	Dweebisol™ inhaler	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#102	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
#127	Enchanted Plunger	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#143	Fitspiration™ poster	3
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#168	Frogade	2
#104	Fu Manchu Wax	3
#607	Gaia beads	1
#140	Gearhead Goo	2
#255	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#99	Gnollish Crossdress	3
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#553	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#498	Gnollish plunger	3
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#671	Hodgman's blanket	1
#164	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#68	Iceberglar scarf	9
#198	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	4
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#94	Illuminati earpiece	2
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#187	Knob Goblin Mutagen	2
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#156	Knob Goblin elite helm	39
#227	Knob Goblin elite pants	27
#178	Knob Goblin elite polearm	32
#170	Knob Goblin elite shirt	52
#453	Knob Goblin harem pants	7
#331	Knob Goblin harem veil	11
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#366	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#243	Knob Goblin pants	61
#56	Knob Goblin scimitar	320
#158	Knob Goblin spatula	117
#486	Knob Goblin steroids	12
#261	Knob Goblin tongs	67
#192	Knob Goblin visor	37
#343	Knob pasty	1
#74	Leonard's glasses	6
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#93	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	4
#3362	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#1201	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#295	Manetwich	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#85	Missing Eye Simulation Device	5
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#155	Monstar energy beverage	70
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#35	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	4
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#962	Mr. Mediocrebar	49
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#127	Red Army camouflage kit	2
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#771	Rock Pops	66
#63	Rogue Windmill Rouge	4
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#77	Scuba Snack	4
#657	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#195	Shivering Chèvre	4
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#145	Skullery Maid's Knee	3
#97	Smart Bone Dust	3
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#225	Steal This Candy	10
#136	Stone Golem pebbles	3
#436	Summer Nights	3
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#730	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	48
#218	Tears of the Quiet Healer	2
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#137	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#77	The Snake trading card	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#187	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#851	Yummy Tummy bean	205
#618	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#504	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#822	adder bladder	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#104	alien autoautopsy kit	2
#89	alien hologram projector	2
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#501	alphabet gum	2
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#639	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#534	ancient spice	1
#2225	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#630	ant agonist	1
#255	ant pick	1
#254	ant pitchfork	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1062	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#856	arrrgyle socks	1
#157	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	2
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#175	asbestos crossbow string	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#188	asbestos staff	3
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#91	assassin's cheese knife	4
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#359	bätzle	1
#1328	baby killer bee	3
#469	baconstone	17
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#2035	badass belt	26
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#336	bag of W&Ws	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#68	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	3
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#631	ballroom blintz	1
#98	baloney rotgut	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1024	banana-frosted king cake	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#241	bargain flash powder	2
#381	bark rootbeer	2
#1594	barrrnacle	3
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#941	bat guano	1
#89	bat hat	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#117	batarang	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#199	beanbag chair	2
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#416	begpwnia	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#382	big boom	1
#1007	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#378	bird rib	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#156	black friar's tonsure	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#143	black magic powder	2
#1125	black paisley oyster egg	4
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#462	black picnic basket	1
#1045	black pixel	1
#211	black plastic oyster egg	20
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#349	black spot	2
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#727	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#177	blob of acid	2
#925	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1655	blood flower	1
#228	blood-faced volleyball	2
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#12	blue LavaCo Lamp™	1
#141	blue oyster badge	2
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#298	blue plastic oyster egg	16
#1674	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#877	blue snowcone	1
#580	blue striped oyster egg	8
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#243	boilermaker	1
#213	bone collar	1
#103	booby trap	2
#184	booze-soaked cherry	2
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#98	bottle of Red-Out	3
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#514	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1330	bottle of gin	1
#1054	bottle of goofballs	24
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#237	bottle of popskull	10
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#662	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#237	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#79	bowl of cottage cheese	395
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#1053	box	1
#1616	box of sunshine	104
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#241	boxing glove	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#397	bread line	1
#746	briefcase	1
#221	brigand brittle	2
#1268	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#98	bronze polish	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#83	bubblin' chemistry solution	3
#957	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#118	bucket of fish juice	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1274	buckyball	2
#173	bugbear beanie	47
#243	bugbear bungguard	25
#131	bull blubber	2
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#122	burst hellseal brain	84
#128	button rouge	2
#538	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#352	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#1963	candied yams	3
#489	candy brain	5
#3288	candy cane	4
#3109	candy stake	2
#27	cannonball charrrm	808
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#586	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#667	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#100	censored can label	2
#691	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#81	cheap clip-on ninja tie	5
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#699	cheap toaster	3
#1063	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#40	chef-skull-in-the-box	9
#665	cherry	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#71	child-sized dracula cloak	2
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#129	chintzy noodle ring	8
#101	chintzy saucepan earring	11
#102	chintzy seal pendant	11
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#578	chloroform rag	1
#551	chocolate filthy lucre	3
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#229	chrome crossbow	3
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#158	chrome staff	4
#372	chrome sword	2
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#2110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#447	chunk of rock salt	1
#1755	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#617	clay peace-sign bead	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#147	clove-flavored lip balm	3
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#1027	club necklace	7
#99	coal contact lenses	3
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#456	cold ninja mask	5
#254	comfy pillow	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#318	communal gobstopper	3
#98	compressed air canister	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#99	conjured ice cream	4
#748	cool mushroom	1
#558	cool whip	3
#741	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#523	corn holder	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#575	corpse on the beach	9
#852	corpsedriver	5
#786	corpsetini	6
#122	costume rental shop	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#953	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#434	cream pie	1
#570	cream stout	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#100	crident	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#87	cube of ectoplasm	4
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#88	damp bar rag	2
#393	dance card	3
#123	dancing fan	2
#964	dark potion	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#583	decaying goldfish liver	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#923	demon skin	1
#65	demonic surgical gloves	6
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#375	denim axe	1
#767	desiccated apricot	1
#76	devil-summoning hat	1
#1365	diamond necklace	5
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#1075	dill	17
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#1098	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#344	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#102	disposable lighter	2
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#510	divine blowout	2
#508	divine can of silly string	2
#498	divine champagne flute	3
#399	divine cracker	3
#451	divine noisemaker	4
#1607	dollhive	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#85	drinks tray	1
#278	drum machine	19
#482	drywall axe	27
#517	ducha de oro	1
#2320	duct tape	1
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#9	duct tape sword	21
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#469	dull fish scale	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1043	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1064	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1032	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1017	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#228	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	3
#1358	easter egg balloon	18
#120	ectoplasm au jus	2
#948	effervescent potion	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#160	eldritch dough	2
#111	electric copperhead potion	6
#152	eleven-foot pole	1
#133	embezzler's oil	1
#605	enchanted bean	1
#208	enchanted muesli	1
#653	enchanted toothpick	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#745	extra-greasy slider	1
#1017	eye of newt	1
#227	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#1087	eyepatch	1
#953	f3d0r4	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#532	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#1590	fancy dress ball	4
#905	figurine of a cold seal	1
#769	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#439	filth-encrusted futon	2
#85	filthy armor	3
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#325	filthy hippy poncho	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#603	filthy pestle	1
#1765	fire	1
#693	[2426]fire flower	1
#191	fireclutch	2
#610	fish-liver oil	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#39	flamingo mallet	1
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#133	the funk	2
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#3913	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3886	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3075	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
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#3874	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3916	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
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#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
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#3864	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#2785	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3908	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3895	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
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#3069	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3929	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
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#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#3950	tiny plastic angry goat	4
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#4865	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#6148	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#3967	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
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#6244	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
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#3915	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3940	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4500	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3879	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
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#3912	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3925	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8156	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#3331	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	5
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#2807	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
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#3863	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#4814	tiny plastic grue	3
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#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6152	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#3905	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#2186	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#4881	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
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#3842	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8118	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3998	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4348	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#6138	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3896	tiny plastic scary clown	1
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#3954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
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#6132	tiny plastic stab bat	2
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#3864	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3863	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
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#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
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#442	tube sock	1
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#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#141	una poca de gracia	3
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#105	unholy water	5
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#110	union scalemail pants	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
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#1584	useless powder	6
#362	vampire collar	4
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#107	vial of swamp vapors	3
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#1044	viking helmet	1
#1642	vinegar	1
#29	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2,144
#675	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#143	volleyball	1
#155	voodoo glowskull	3
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#88	votive candle	3
#1099	wad of dough	1
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#131	walrus ice cream	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#586	wang	1
#76	warehouse clerk's glasses	2
#71	warehouse walkie-talkie	3
#631	warm mushroom	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#126	wet stew	1
#1147	wheel	2
#412	whiskey and soda	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
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#416	white rice	1
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#122	white snakeskin duster	1
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#567	witty rapier	1
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#102	wooden salad bowl	1
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#554	worn tophat	1
#74	wrestling mask	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#74	x-ray mirror	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#190	yellow paisley oyster egg	13
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#967	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1062	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#1428	yo	4
#606	yohohoyo	1
#152	zombie hollandaise	3

Wow, that's 9,229 items total!

what items are this player missing?