| #21 | 99.44% pure math | 5 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #1214 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #1461 | Crimbuck | 207 |
| #428 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 8 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #129 | Freddy Kruegerand | 58 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #284 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #8 | Jacob's rung | 46 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #524 | NPZR chemistry set | 3 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #80 | Stephen's lab coat | 2 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #82 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #397 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #707 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #609 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #314 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 10 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 27 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #24 | airborne mutagen | 6 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #10 | alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #67 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 67 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #40 | big red button | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1050 | box of sunshine | 222 |
| #94 | brain preservation fluid | 4 |
| #6 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 613 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #205 | chakra sludge | 3 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #52 | chlorine crystal | 7 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #10 | complex alien plant sample | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #64 | donated booze | 381 |
| #76 | donated candy | 267 |
| #74 | donated food | 367 |
| #11 | dove DNA | 5 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #48 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #8 | experimental serum P-00 | 600 |
| #346 | fat loot token | 3 |
| #50 | flickering pixel | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #6 | grimy lab coat | 460 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| #143 | lavender candygram | 3 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #7 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 510 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #484 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #490 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #81 | mimeplasm | 1 |
| 🥇 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 72 |
| 🥇 | mysterious chemical residue | 2,695 |
| #4 | nuclear stockpile | 20 |
| #47 | nugget of sodium | 7 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #151 | orange candygram | 5 |
| #80 | ph balancer | 1 |
| #25 | picky tweezers | 2 |
| #21 | picture of you | 3 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #15 | powdered madness | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2392 | rogue swarmer | 11 |
| #169 | sand dollar | 94 |
| #38 | silent A | 2 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #165 | silent I | 2 |
| #88 | single atom | 47 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #89 | sneaky wrapping paper | 12 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #7 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 33 |
| #15 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 579 |
| #502 | toy jet pack | 15 |
| #34 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #22 | unsanitized scalpel | 14 |
| #1385 | unstable DNA | 20 |
| #2767 | unstable laser battery | 2 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #5 | viral DNA | 584 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #6 | warbear chemistry lab | 10 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #53 | warbear gyro | 9 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #651 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #140 | white candygram | 4 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |