| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 1 |
| #35 | Beach Buck | 300 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| π₯ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| π₯ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| π₯ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #387 | CRIMBCO scrip | 800 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #444 | Chroner | 17 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| π₯ | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1158 | Crimbuck | 436 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #494 | FDKOL commendation | 247 |
| #177 | Freddy Kruegerand | 18 |
| π₯ | French slippers | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| π₯ | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #43 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| π₯ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| π₯ | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| π₯ | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| π₯ | LARP membership card | 1 |
| π₯ | LWA ring | 1 |
| π₯ | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #396 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #70 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
| π₯ | Newbiesportβ’ backpack | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #39 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| π₯ | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| π₯ | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| π₯ | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| π₯ | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| π₯ | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| π₯ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| π₯ | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| π₯ | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #66 | Volcoino | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #58 | asbestos helmet turtle | 2 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #389 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| π₯ | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| π₯ | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #199 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #58 | bottle of GoldschnΓΆckered | 1 |
| #1831 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3783 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #37 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 2 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #258 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #132 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #138 | cigar box turtle | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| π₯ | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #107 | crystalline cheer | 938 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| π₯ | detour shield | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #92 | dueling turtle | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| π₯ | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| π₯ | empty Rain-Doh can | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #240 | fat loot token | 11 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| π₯ | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #96 | flashing novelty button | 7 |
| π₯ | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #119 | giraffe-necked turtle | 5 |
| #69 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #595 | green clay bead | 9 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| π₯ | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #157 | guard turtle collar | 5 |
| #234 | guard turtle shell | 9 |
| #174 | gummi turtle | 3 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| π₯ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| π₯ | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #812 | hobo nickel | 121 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #60 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #137 | lawn dart | 3 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #283 | magical pony: Pearjack | 5 |
| π₯ | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #16 | metrognome | 2 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| π₯ | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | miming beret | 2 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #28 | miming gloves | 3 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #269 | ornate picture frame | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| π₯ | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #25 | painted shield | 2 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #217 | peppermint tailings | 71 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #67 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #505 | pink clay bead | 18 |
| #458 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| π₯ | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #130 | programmable turtle | 2 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #252 | purple glowstick | 6 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| π₯ | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lampβ’ | 1 |
| #537 | red class ring | 13 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| π₯ | rxr shield | 1 |
| #51 | s'more | 1,648 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| π₯ | seal medal | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #47 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| π₯ | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #16 | smiley-face sticker | 4 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| π₯ | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| π₯ | snow pants | 1 |
| π₯ | soul monocle | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| π₯ | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #28 | spiky turtle helmet | 2 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| π₯ | spirit bell | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| π₯ | stop shield | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #117 | sugar shorts | 2 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| π₯ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #38 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #86 | turtle mud | 2 |
| π₯ | turtle pheromones | 21,025 |
| #1622 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #115 | turtle-shaped rock | 2 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #4 | turtling rod | 406 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #187 | wad of cotton | 16 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| π₯ | warbear black box | 1 |
| π₯ | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| π₯ | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| π₯ | washboard shield | 1 |
| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #397 | white class ring | 16 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| π₯ | yield shield | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |