| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #379 | BRICKO brick | 18 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #562 | BURT | 7 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #432 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 26 |
| #72 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 12 |
| #290 | Bash-Εs cereal | 1 |
| π₯ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| π₯ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| π₯ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| π₯ | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #1644 | Crimbuck | 105 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #88 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| π₯ | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #85 | Fudgie Roll | 3 |
| #143 | FunFundsβ’ | 3 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #14 | Goodfella contract | 1,980 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| π₯ | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| π₯ | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #61 | Hotwireβ’ brand candy rope | 4 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #425 | Iron Beta of Industry | 18 |
| π₯ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| π₯ | LARP membership card | 1 |
| π₯ | LWA ring | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del CinturΓ³n de Lopez | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #88 | Lobster qua Grill | 2 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #156 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #159 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #155 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #148 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #510 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 11 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| π₯ | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #54 | Spacegate Research | 17 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #5 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 2 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand FlambΓ© | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #39 | Staff of the Greasefire | 2 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| π₯ | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 6 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 3 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #367 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 5 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #335 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 12 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #423 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 19 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| π₯ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #76 | Vial of jus de larmes | 2 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #104 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 11 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu MannkΓ€se Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | all-year sucker | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #128 | badass belt | 207 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #116 | bath ball gift set | 35 |
| #41 | batskin belt | 40 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #79 | black Crimbo ball | 100 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #12 | bomb of unknown origin | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #250 | bottle of Blank-Out | 50 |
| #58 | bottle of GoldschnΓΆckered | 1 |
| #212 | bottle of fire | 40 |
| #1332 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #283 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #71 | bunny liver | 140 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #533 | canteen of wine | 50 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #59 | cheap elven gloves | 45 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #283 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 7 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #11 | clingfilm slippers | 2 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #365 | colorful plastic ball | 50 |
| π₯ | control crystal | 1 |
| #67 | cop dollar | 3 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #493 | delicious salad | 100 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #449 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #350 | donated booze | 16 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #269 | donated food | 27 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #807 | dusty Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #300 | easter egg balloon | 67 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #91 | elven limbos gingerbread | 100 |
| #257 | elven cellocello | 41 |
| #818 | elven moonshine | 10 |
| #98 | elven socks | 34 |
| #261 | elven suicide capsule | 40 |
| #1052 | empty agua de vida bottle | 12 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| π₯ | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #10 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #155 | festive holiday hat | 24 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| π₯ | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #68 | genie's pants | 2 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| π₯ | glass eye | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #139 | gooified animal matter | 15 |
| #198 | gooified mineral matter | 8 |
| #190 | gooified vegetable matter | 10 |
| #191 | gray bow tie | 33 |
| #91 | green and red bean | 100 |
| π₯ | green face paint | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #186 | grue egg | 111 |
| #53 | gunpowder burrito | 3 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #338 | handful of confetti | 106 |
| #418 | herringcello | 32 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #919 | killing feather | 44 |
| #232 | knuckle sandwich | 100 |
| #60 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| π₯ | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #80 | loadstone | 17 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| π₯ | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #582 | monomolecular yo-yo | 91 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #219 | night-vision goggles | 7 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #148 | ornate picture frame | 15 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #265 | pair of bolt cutters | 9 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mΓ’churidars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #200 | patent leather shoes | 32 |
| #206 | penguin focaccia bread | 43 |
| #670 | penguin thesaurus | 10 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #64 | pig-iron shinguards | 3 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #38 | pint of sweat | 23 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #192 | pixel holy water | 2 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #53 | realistic cap gun | 1 |
| π₯ | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| π₯ | red face paint | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #549 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #196 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #695 | roasted marshmallow | 26 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| π₯ | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| π₯ | rxr shield | 1 |
| #87 | salt plum | 100 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #8 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #52 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 39 |
| #7 | slicksilver ring | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| π₯ | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| π₯ | snow pants | 1 |
| #676 | solid gold bowling ball | 23 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #972 | sparkler | 2 |
| π₯ | speed limit shield | 1 |
| π₯ | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| π₯ | stop shield | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #699 | stuffed gray blob | 38 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| π₯ | talking spade | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| #210 | throwing wrench | 13 |
| π₯ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
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| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
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| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| π₯ | train whistle | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #343 | twitching claw | 12 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #371 | unstable DNA | 140 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #307 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 62 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #1551 | vinegar | 2 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| π₯ | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
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| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
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| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #87 | white Crimbo ball | 94 |
| #12 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
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| #10 | wriggling worm | 540 |
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| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
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