| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1087 | Drowsy Sword | 12 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #1825 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #669 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #795 | club necklace | 9 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1362 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #227 | duct tape wallet | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #312 | floaty sand | 54 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #118 | grue egg omelette | 30 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1988 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #990 | obsidian dagger | 17 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1217 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #929 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #480 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #1092 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #902 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #420 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #532 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #91 | strange shiny disc | 70 |
| #1866 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1604 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #2010 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #1335 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #1917 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #2072 | stuffed angry cow | 24 |
| #2541 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #1939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1833 | stuffed cocoabo | 27 |
| #1523 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1827 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 28 |
| #301 | stuffed gray blob | 157 |
| #1973 | stuffed hand turkey | 26 |
| #2290 | stuffed mind flayer | 22 |
| #1489 | stuffed scary death orb | 35 |
| #1834 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1987 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #1573 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #2158 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #165 | useless powder | 1,228 |
| #68 | worthless gewgaw | 294 |
| #59 | worthless knick-knack | 405 |