| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1087 | Drowsy Sword | 12 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #85 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #1826 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #667 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #797 | club necklace | 9 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #227 | duct tape wallet | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #311 | floaty sand | 54 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #117 | grue egg omelette | 30 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1993 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #1228 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #988 | obsidian dagger | 17 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1220 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1291 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1523 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #935 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #479 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #1092 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #904 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1606 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #570 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #344 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #618 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #792 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #530 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #91 | strange shiny disc | 70 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #1343 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #1927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #2081 | stuffed angry cow | 24 |
| #2546 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #1944 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1838 | stuffed cocoabo | 27 |
| #1528 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1835 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 28 |
| #301 | stuffed gray blob | 157 |
| #1979 | stuffed hand turkey | 26 |
| #2297 | stuffed mind flayer | 22 |
| #1492 | stuffed scary death orb | 35 |
| #1843 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1996 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #1574 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #2166 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2055 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #165 | useless powder | 1,228 |
| #73 | worthless gewgaw | 294 |
| #63 | worthless knick-knack | 405 |