| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #2461 | box of sunshine | 44 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #2017 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #1829 | elven suicide capsule | 3 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1291 | killing feather | 36 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #941 | orange | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1757 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #88 | personalized birthday cake | 21 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #851 | robotronic egg | 33 |
| #718 | rogue swarmer | 63 |
| #1099 | sawblade fragment | 46 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1466 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2123 | unstable DNA | 3 |
| #1176 | unstable laser battery | 42 |
| #443 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |