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| #147 | Ancient Saucehelm | 11 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #167 | Bulky Buddy Box | 16 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #70 | Cerebral Cloche | 2 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #80 | Cerebral Culottes | 2 |
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| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
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| #529 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #249 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 3 |
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| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #772 | Crimboween memo | 14 |
| #570 | Crown of the Goblin King | 44 |
| #346 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #480 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #147 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 99 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
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| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #109 | Necrotelicomnicon | 7 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #332 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
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| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #248 | Supernova Champagne | 20 |
| #577 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #63 | Tiki lighter | 5 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #326 | Tuesday's ruby | 6 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #118 | Venus flytrap | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
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| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
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| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
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| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
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| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
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| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
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| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
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| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1027 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #30 | deadly nightshade | 2 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #106 | demonskin jacket | 2 |
| #654 | disturbing fanfic | 101 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
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| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
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| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
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| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #975 | fire | 4 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
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| #392 | gingerbread horror | 14 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #572 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #365 | hamethyst | 22 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #265 | happiness | 9 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #272 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #139 | kamicorpse-ee | 2 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #1392 | killing feather | 34 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #45 | makeshift turban | 3 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #251 | marionette collective | 3 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #425 | monomolecular yo-yo | 144 |
| #400 | mother's little helper | 6 |
| #104 | mummy mask | 2 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #1210 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #431 | porquoise | 18 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #139 | red-headed corpse | 2 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #919 | robotronic egg | 30 |
| #1393 | rogue swarmer | 42 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade fragment | 48 |
| #5 | shot of flower schnapps | 1,396 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #848 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #367 | spooky eggnog | 13 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1950 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #621 | teddy bear | 10 |
| #254 | teddy borg | 44 |
| #44 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 12 |
| #203 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1221 | towel | 4 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #354 | tropical orchid | 5 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #2017 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #1176 | unstable laser battery | 42 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |