| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #150 | Chroner | 563 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #79 | Coinspiracy | 48 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #94 | Crimbo Credit | 143 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #8 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1155 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1585 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #101 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #342 | around the world | 4 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #252 | batskin belt | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #201 | bunny liver | 41 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #277 | fat loot token | 7 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #323 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #271 | fuzzy dice | 14 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #911 | hobo nickel | 67 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #26 | miming beret | 3 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #31 | miming corduroys | 3 |
| #28 | miming gloves | 3 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #132 | ornate picture frame | 17 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #32 | paperclip sproinger | 9 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #182 | pink glowstick | 11 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #6 | polyester panama hat | 2 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #321 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #488 | spectre scepter | 66 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #782 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #441 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #433 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 3 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| 🥈 | wicker kickers | 2 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |