| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #446 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 2 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #152 | Chroner | 563 |
| #4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #79 | Coinspiracy | 48 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #94 | Crimbo Credit | 143 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1031 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1601 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #456 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #100 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #339 | around the world | 4 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #257 | batskin belt | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #210 | bunny liver | 41 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #278 | fat loot token | 7 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1896 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #330 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #271 | fuzzy dice | 14 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #911 | hobo nickel | 67 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #595 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #16 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #26 | miming beret | 3 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #31 | miming corduroys | 3 |
| #27 | miming gloves | 3 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1859 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #132 | ornate picture frame | 17 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #32 | paperclip sproinger | 9 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #182 | pink glowstick | 11 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #6 | polyester panama hat | 2 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #471 | s'more | 1 |
| #328 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #489 | spectre scepter | 66 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #788 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #750 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #445 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #544 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #432 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 3 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| 🥈 | wicker kickers | 2 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #582 | yellow glowstick | 2 |