| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
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| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
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| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
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| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
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| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #100 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #159 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #290 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #256 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #230 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #196 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #297 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
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| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
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| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
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| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
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| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
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| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
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| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
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| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
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| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
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| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
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| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
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| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
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| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
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| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | ketchup hound | 111,951 |
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| #1025 | line | 1 |
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| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
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| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
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| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
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| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
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| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
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| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
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| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #730 | skeleton key | 3 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #328 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2992 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
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| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
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| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1619 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #425 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #152 | tangle of rat tails | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #99 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #387 | white class ring | 17 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
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| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |