| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #867 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #96 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 20 |
| #89 | Ye Olde Meade | 13 |
| #93 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 20 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1591 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #217 | bubble-wrap simulator | 3 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #94 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 21 |
| #138 | fake plastic grass | 13 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #106 | festive sausage | 24 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #238 | fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #131 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 2 |
| #105 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 10 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #96 | giant turkey leg | 9 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #376 | guano coffee cup | 3 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #96 | holiday cheese log | 24 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #945 | red class ring | 2 |
| #1442 | roll of toilet paper | 17 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #869 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |