| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #802 | green gummi ingot | 10 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #836 | lollipop stick | 5 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #476 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #800 | red gummi ingot | 10 |
| #796 | ridiculous cocktail | 10 |
| #461 | salty slug | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |