| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #715 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #803 | green gummi ingot | 10 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #835 | lollipop stick | 5 |
| #31 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #477 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #801 | red gummi ingot | 10 |
| #796 | ridiculous cocktail | 10 |
| #462 | salty slug | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #686 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |