#651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
#876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
#534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
#1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
#123 | Barney's rake | 2 |
#610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
#455 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 25 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
#269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
#625 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
#1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#409 | CRIMBCO mug | 31 |
#1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
#117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
#174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
#10 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 4 |
#738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
#699 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
#78 | Coily™ | 1 |
#1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
#669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
#907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
#1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
#64 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 6 |
#459 | Drowsy Sword | 41 |
#1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
#42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
#45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
#31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
#27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
#947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
#61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
#83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
#211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
#195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
#377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
#743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
#888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
#678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
#1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
#87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
#1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
#849 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
#620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
#14 | LED block | 223 |
🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
#775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#701 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 10 |
#111 | Mad Train wine | 1,000 |
#67 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 6 |
#849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
#324 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 2 |
#977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
#835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
#887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
#746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
#980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
#995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
#914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
#1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
#948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
#957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
#726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
#366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
#385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
#377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
#324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
#312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
#316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
#215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
#127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
#101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
#197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
#93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
#108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
#195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#54 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 26 |
#313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
#233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
#118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
#511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
#1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
#50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
#63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
#601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
#9 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 2 |
#301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
#658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
#395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
#611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#8 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 2 |
#699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
#248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
#439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
#203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
#727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
#538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
#182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
#917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
#267 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 14 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
#22 | archaeologing shovel | 4 |
#488 | around the world | 1 |
#189 | awful poetry journal | 997 |
#130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
#1553 | badass belt | 35 |
#219 | baggie of powdered sugar | 121 |
#677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
#13 | beach glass necklace | 125 |
#137 | beer-scented teddy bear | 5 |
🥇 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 542 |
#687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
#45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
#94 | big glob of skin | 2 |
#702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#118 | bit of clingfilm | 29 |
#35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
#92 | black pension check | 130 |
#739 | black-and-blue light | 10 |
#759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
#737 | blue plasma ball | 10 |
#367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
#58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
#32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
#3445 | box of sunshine | 20 |
#182 | brick | 202 |
#52 | burrowgrub hive | 3 |
#422 | burst hellseal brain | 10 |
🥈 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 299 |
#145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
#355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
#510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
#30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
#40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
#50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
#34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
#321 | club necklace | 19 |
#80 | comfy pillow | 8 |
#42 | commemorative war stein | 1,885 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
#112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
#176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
#112 | crusty hula hoop | 4 |
#36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
#64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
#20 | cursed eyepatch | 2 |
#281 | cursed scrunchie | 2 |
#179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
#515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
#1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
#620 | diamond necklace | 11 |
#270 | distilled fortified wine | 10 |
#573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
#37 | double-ice box | 2 |
#103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
#12 | doubt cannon | 3 |
#413 | duct tape | 91 |
#81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
#129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
#93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
#108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#104 | duct tape wallet | 31 |
#55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
#46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
#48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
#1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
#133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
#57 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 215 |
#444 | empty agua de vida bottle | 394 |
#52 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 24 |
#289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
#173 | fancy opera glasses | 24 |
#14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
#16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
#12 | fear condenser | 3 |
#687 | festive sausage | 2 |
#185 | figurine of a charred seal | 17 |
#383 | figurine of a cold seal | 15 |
#191 | figurine of a sleek seal | 12 |
#193 | figurine of a slippery seal | 9 |
#244 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 4 |
#95 | figurine of an ancient seal | 10 |
#84 | filthy corduroys | 143 |
#879 | fine wine | 1 |
#321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
#838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
#169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
🥇 | flickering pixel | 8 |
#859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
#85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#76 | frost-rimed seal hide | 8 |
#803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
#618 | garish pinky ring | 5 |
#446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
#30 | ghost protocol | 20 |
#294 | giant designer sunglasses | 15 |
#171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
#56 | gift-a-pult | 6 |
#76 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 12 |
#366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
#6 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 6 |
#12 | hair of the calf | 49 |
#2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
#602 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
#60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
#11 | honey dipper | 1 |
#39 | honey mead | 1 |
#8 | honeybritches | 1 |
#19 | honeycap | 1 |
#272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
#28 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 18 |
#63 | insane tophat | 1 |
#689 | invisible bag | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
#12 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 25 |
#145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
#156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
#1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
#181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
#1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
#137 | meat vortex | 410 |
#76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
#45 | memory of a CG base pair | 3 |
#9 | memory of a G | 195 |
#307 | memory of an A | 1 |
#40 | memory of an AG base pair | 3 |
#31 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 85 |
#6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
#49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
#47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
#6 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 2 |
#1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
#992 | mummy costume | 1 |
#356 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
#278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
#306 | old coin purse | 20 |
#338 | old leather wallet | 13 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#110 | oyster egg balloon | 2 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
#61 | paranormal ricotta | 8 |
#1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
#22 | peace-sign necklace | 114 |
#81 | penguin skin | 2,552 |
#1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
#20 | phat turquoise bracelet | 125 |
#333 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 94 |
#293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
#307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
#281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
#65 | plot hole | 5,261 |
#212 | plum wine | 1 |
#196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
#180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
#310 | pork elf goodies sack | 23 |
#246 | portable photocopier | 29 |
#144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
#130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#370 | procrastination potion | 130 |
#47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
#337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
#20 | puff of smoke | 500 |
#1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
#576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
#183 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 6 |
#71 | raffle prize box | 6 |
#10 | regret hose | 3 |
#1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#566 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 13 |
#1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
#370 | rusty chain necklace | 7 |
#73 | sandwich of the gods | 24 |
#37 | scintillating powder | 4 |
#51 | scrap of shadow | 9 |
#27 | seal-blubber candle | 152 |
#65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
#76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
#63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
#68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
#74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
#63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
#68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
#7 | sealhide snare | 307 |
#85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
#149 | severed flipper | 1 |
#31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
#651 | shiny ring | 38 |
#356 | shredded hellseal hide | 11 |
#60 | sizzling seal fat | 8 |
#214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
#202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
#206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
#1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
#72 | smoking talon | 1 |
#969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
#239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
#233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
#5 | squirming Slime larva | 23 |
#1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
#1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
#1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
#1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
#1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
#1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
#248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
#165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
#161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
#162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
#200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
#142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
#179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#348 | supportive bra | 4 |
🥇 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 430 |
#21 | tambourine | 100 |
#15 | tempura air | 10 |
#536 | thistle wine | 1 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
#1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
#1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
#791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
#1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
#281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
#774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
#214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
#1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
#764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
#1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
#3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
#301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
#1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
#243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
#1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
#1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
#1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
#1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
#1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
#1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
#1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
#1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
#8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
#1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
#1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
#474 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
#53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
#959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
#1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
#72 | vampire glitter | 7 |
#23 | very large caltrop | 2 |
#759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
#585 | wang | 1 |
#123 | water pipe bomb | 664 |
#177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
#91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
#100 | windchimes | 132 |
#265 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
#613 | witch hat | 1 |
#1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
#255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
#467 | wrench bracelet | 6 |
#79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
#5 | wumpus-hair bolo | 33 |
#12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
#11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
#27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
#14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |