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| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1001 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #244 | Goodfella contract | 197 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #275 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 10 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #547 | black-and-blue light | 46 |
| #546 | blue plasma ball | 46 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #475 | cheap studded belt | 59 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #219 | commemorative war stein | 240 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #1324 | disassembled clover | 4 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #460 | flavored foot massage oil | 60 |
| #445 | foam dart | 70 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #463 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 60 |
| #3461 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #2897 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
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| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1369 | unstable DNA | 21 |