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| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1003 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #243 | Goodfella contract | 197 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #276 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 10 |
| #700 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #549 | black-and-blue light | 46 |
| #547 | blue plasma ball | 46 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #477 | cheap studded belt | 59 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #223 | commemorative war stein | 240 |
| #1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #1330 | disassembled clover | 4 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #636 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #461 | flavored foot massage oil | 60 |
| #446 | foam dart | 70 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #686 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #464 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 60 |
| #3475 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #3369 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #2908 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #3097 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2944 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3755 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3458 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3756 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1367 | unstable DNA | 21 |