| #727 | Amulet of Yendor | 21 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1106 | bag of airline peanuts | 16 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #596 | black-and-blue light | 33 |
| #493 | blue plasma ball | 60 |
| #612 | brick | 60 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1067 | clown hammer | 16 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #566 | cymbal syrup | 4 |
| #904 | defective skull | 15 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #786 | encoder ring | 10 |
| #1410 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #498 | fake fake vomit | 67 |
| #1182 | fake hand | 10 |
| #356 | flavored foot massage oil | 120 |
| #374 | foam dart | 105 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #979 | hobo nickel | 39 |
| #1166 | jazz soap | 12 |
| #1152 | joybuzzer | 14 |
| #488 | mood ring | 10 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #653 | personalized coffee mug | 40 |
| #1194 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 8 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1101 | rubber emo roe | 18 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #430 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 76 |
| #4842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #3977 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #5308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4045 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4394 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #91 | three-tiered wedding cake | 10 |
| #1254 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1211 | x-ray specs | 4 |
| #1579 | yellow snowcone | 6 |