| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1046 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #73 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 28 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #810 | badass belt | 65 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #150 | gearbox necklace | 6 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #847 | grue egg | 31 |
| #950 | handful of confetti | 44 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #649 | obsidian dagger | 28 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #13 | plexiglass pants | 14 |
| #23 | plexiglass pendant | 7 |
| #18 | plexiglass pikestaff | 11 |
| #9 | plexiglass pinky ring | 15 |
| #23 | plexiglass pith helmet | 9 |
| #24 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 6 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #93 | sealhide snare | 10 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spark plug earring | 10 |
| #744 | spectre scepter | 44 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #131 | woven baling wire bracelets | 7 |