#113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
#30 | Angry Farmer candy | 7,482 |
#73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
#358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
#149 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 10 |
#46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
#1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
#1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
#1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
#1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
#904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
#1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
#610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
#91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
#532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
#1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
#2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
#1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
#1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
#857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
#1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
#580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
#239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
#73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
#243 | Gummi-Gnauga | 11 |
#678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
#99 | Knob Goblin visor | 100 |
🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
#10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
#44 | March hat | 1 |
#63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
#19 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 7,769 |
#40 | Mr. Balloon | 3 |
🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
#5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
#439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
#45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
#130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
#128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#671 | Valentine | 28 |
#20 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 14,145 |
#1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
#14 | annoying pitchfork | 200 |
#75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
#82 | astral badger | 1 |
#47 | awful poetry journal | 7,489 |
#1712 | baconstone | 3 |
#136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
#32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
#2043 | ball | 1 |
#222 | banana-frosted king cake | 12 |
#1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#54 | black brandy | 1 |
#1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#609 | black pension check | 1 |
#1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
#68 | black velvet box | 11 |
#917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
#409 | blue paisley oyster egg | 9 |
#1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
#2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#918 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
#256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
#276 | bow | 2 |
#3879 | box of sunshine | 15 |
#847 | brine | 15 |
#13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
#451 | can of Red Minotaur | 8 |
#117 | chakra malt | 1 |
#265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
#129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
#53 | chaos butterfly | 13,143 |
#1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
#1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
#92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
#99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
#22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
#1096 | dill | 15 |
#291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
#51 | disturbing fanfic | 7,537 |
#548 | divine blowout | 1 |
#561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
#547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
#1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#2323 | duct tape | 1 |
#129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
#93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
#108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#62 | duct tape wallet | 69 |
#126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
#384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
#92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
#158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
#86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
#77 | eldritch oil | 1 |
#72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
#42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
#606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
#13 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
#303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
#12 | flaming crutch | 3,676 |
#469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
#77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
#61 | foolscap fool's cap | 100 |
#26 | furry fur | 9,921 |
#1321 | ghost cucumber | 12 |
#102 | ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
#471 | golden ring | 47 |
#766 | green glowstick | 2 |
🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
#149 | haiku katana | 1 |
#112 | hambrosier | 1 |
#1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
#5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
#123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
#34 | heavy D | 9,734 |
#69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
#200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
#74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
#2061 | kite | 1 |
#1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
#2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
#1236 | lemon | 1 |
#144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
#119 | loaded serum blowgun | 31 |
#1086 | marionette | 1 |
#726 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
#1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
#801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
#42 | meat stack | 31,337 |
#105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
#372 | negative lump | 1 |
#875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
#1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
#691 | old coin purse | 1 |
#676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
#28 | original G | 9,808 |
#153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
#471 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
#134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
#692 | personal massager | 2 |
#682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
#27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
#2714 | pet rock | 1 |
#745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
#33 | plot hole | 11,810 |
#1783 | porquoise | 2 |
#42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
#21 | probability potion | 7,553 |
#19 | procrastination potion | 7,835 |
#2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
#576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
#1303 | rag doll | 1 |
#672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
#1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#577 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
#1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
#9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
#2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
#616 | spectral pickle | 14 |
#118 | spooky hockey mask | 11 |
#140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
#877 | stone of eXtreme power | 6 |
#2717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
#2721 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
#1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
#212 | stuffed angry cow | 155 |
#3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
#3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
#729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
#3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
#578 | stuffed dodecapede | 5 |
#854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
#2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
#3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
#2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
#3234 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
#1981 | stuffed mind flayer | 26 |
#395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
#3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
#1556 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
#2574 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
#4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
#3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
#1297 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
#3537 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
#4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
#227 | supportive bra | 10 |
#468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
#2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
#32 | thin black candle | 12,914 |
#296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
#3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
#2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
#1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
#1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
#583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
#3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
#3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
#3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
#3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
#591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
#3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
#508 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
#1407 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
#3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
#3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
#2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
#2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
#311 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 12 |
#2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
#3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
#2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
#2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
#7 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1,603 |
#1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
#3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
#3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
#3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
#3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
#2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
#753 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 23 |
#2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
#3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
#2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
#68 | tiny plastic hermit | 34 |
#3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
#2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
#2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
#2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
#3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
#2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
#3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
#1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
#2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
#1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
#2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
#1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
#2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
#2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
#3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
#2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
#2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
#1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
#3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
#527 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
#3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
#2068 | top | 1 |
#1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
#1383 | toy train | 1 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#1291 | vinegar | 8 |
#70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
#1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
#1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#622 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 10 |
#880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
#2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
#320 | zombie pineal gland | 14 |