| #50 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 8 |
| #195 | ASCII shirt | 11 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #340 | Boris's ring | 5 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #600 | Boss Bat britches | 25 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #309 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2755 | Crimbuck | 7 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #108 | Disco Banjo | 5 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #890 | FDKOL commendation | 4 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #165 | Green Clover of Justice | 11 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1177 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #108 | Necrotelicomnicon | 7 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #395 | Red Rover BB gun | 8 |
| #119 | Rock and Roll Legend | 18 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #237 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 6 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #286 | Wand of Nagamar | 20 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #187 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 19 |
| #366 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #199 | Ze™ goggles | 9 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2462 | badass belt | 20 |
| #472 | bejeweled cufflinks | 8 |
| #569 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #879 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #188 | commemorative war stein | 315 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #811 | duct tape | 30 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #587 | filthy lucre | 65 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #662 | floaty sand | 10 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #478 | giant designer sunglasses | 8 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #1612 | grue egg | 15 |
| #1239 | handful of confetti | 32 |
| #446 | heart necklace | 15 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #748 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #372 | heart-shaped balloon | 20 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #303 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #149 | lost key | 5 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #1302 | old sweatpants | 19 |
| #531 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #521 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #924 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #127 | pool torpedo | 14 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #514 | red class ring | 14 |
| #287 | red-and-green sweater | 10 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #703 | roll of toilet paper | 95 |
| #785 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 10 |
| #697 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #674 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #557 | spade necklace | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1317 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #360 | stolen office supplies | 3 |
| #228 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 155 |
| #889 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 52 |
| #866 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 54 |
| #292 | stuffed Meat | 139 |
| #761 | stuffed angry cow | 61 |
| #791 | stuffed astral badger | 61 |
| #1196 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 43 |
| #1242 | stuffed cocoabo | 39 |
| #156 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 56 |
| #1150 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 44 |
| #816 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 59 |
| #1060 | stuffed hand turkey | 47 |
| #1237 | stuffed key | 30 |
| #131 | stuffed martini | 71 |
| #992 | stuffed mind flayer | 51 |
| #283 | stuffed mink | 139 |
| #305 | stuffed monocle | 134 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1183 | stuffed scary death orb | 43 |
| #255 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 76 |
| #896 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 54 |
| #1137 | stuffed snowy owl | 43 |
| #1040 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 49 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #1206 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 41 |
| #286 | stuffed teddy butler | 141 |
| #288 | stuffed tin of caviar | 141 |
| #1550 | stuffed treasure chest | 18 |
| #780 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 62 |
| #203 | stylish swimsuit | 4 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #657 | white class ring | 7 |
| #105 | white rice | 24 |
| #123 | world's smallest violin | 6 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |